In an unusual political statement, the Pope today praised General Petraeus' non-withdrawal policy in Iraq as a victory for the Vatican and a blow to birth control users worldwide.
Wanda Hildgarten, a dyslexic east side fortune teller was arrested last week by New York City police after customers complained of being told stories of their past, instead of predicting their future.
Last night aliens abducted Hillary Clinton on her way to a campaign rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
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