After months of tireless efforts, United States Presedential candidate Barack Obama has admitted that he and Oprah Winfrey are, in fact, the same person.
Rolling Stones' drummer Charlie Watts, 68, has announced that he will undergo surgery later this week to fuse himself to White Stripes drummer, Meg White. The surgery will involve removing each of the drummer's lower halves and switching them...
It appears that Paul McCartney - one half of the famous Lennon/McCartney songwriting team and one quarter of the famous "Beatles" - has solved his divorce mess with ex-wife Heather Mills.
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