* Antibiotics don't work anymore, with the swine flu and advanced bacteria. * The internet is so lag-filled that it's quicker carving your calculations. * Horse-drawn carts are cheaper to run than wormholes. * The Spoof! is making satirical articles that madden people in living in caves. * There are so many enviromental laws we have to live in caves to obey them. * People are becoming so para...
In a recent oil drilling expedition, a new species of bacteria has been found. Called Morbus Iuro by scientists, this specimen measures about 2.2 micrometres in length. On closer examination under a microscope, it appears these cellular protists a...
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