Scientists across the globe are proud to announce that after hundreds of billions of dollars of funding, they finally discovered that one add one is actually three.
The political leaders are now going to extensively teach children this new mathema...
In a recent oil drilling expedition, a new species of bacteria has been found. Called Morbus Iuro by scientists, this specimen measures about 2.2 micrometres in length.
On closer examination under a microscope, it appears these cellular protists a...
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