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Wednesday, 20 May 2009

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A sample of the bacteria in a dish. The dark area is actually a large cluster of swear words.

In a recent oil drilling expedition, a new species of bacteria has been found. Called Morbus Iuro by scientists, this specimen measures about 2.2 micrometres in length.

On closer examination under a microscope, it appears these cellular protists are capable of recieving television signals. The bacteria appeared to be tuned in to mainly 18+ shows. Clusters of these often morph themselves into swear words.

An amazed scientist said in a recent interview, 'These bacteria are amazing. They can morph themselves in a huge variety of words. Unfortunately we can't put the in books such as 'baby's first fact book''

When the scientists attemted tests on them, they morphed themselves into 'OMG you nubs'. This shows that they are also able to recieve wireless internet signals.

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