Shock news today came through from Aberdeen where a tight-fisted Scotsman has been found very much alive in a pool of his own whiskey.
"There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole." "Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry. Then fix it, dear Henry. Dear Henry, fix it."...
Famous American sleuth, Columbo, has been accused of fingering the wrong man for a murder that took place back in 1982.
Calamity ensued today as Mr Bones, of Bones & Co, South London, announced: "Oh look, the cat pumped!"...
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