Supremes Open "The Greenback Laundry and Lobbying Bar and Grill"

Many have acknowledged that the salaries of government workers often fall far short of the private industry wages that such talented folks as our public servants could otherwise earn. For example, President Bush will triple his salary after graduating from Ringling Bros. Clown College and securing a job with the traveling circus. But in an unprecedented move the US Supreme Court Justices have decided to open their own private enterprise.

"The Greenback Laundry and Lobbying Bar and Grill" will be the first Supreme Court small business in US history.

Normally Justices simply took big bribes as in the Great Train and Election Robbery of 2000. But now we see the underpaid robber rapscallions going into business for themselves.

Antonin "Little Tony" Scalia told TheSpoof.com: "My people know how to set up dese kinda operations. Ya come in, ya wash ya dough and have a beer and a pizza. Simple, capisce?"

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