While the US Supreme Court, led by appointees of Compassionate Christian Pro-Life Bush, has set free an express line of lethal injections for US deathrow inmates, Levon Jones has joined two of his other North Carolina sentenced to death prisoners. All have been released in the last six months by conclusive DNA evidence.
Breaking with tradition, Supremes agreed to comment on their decision exclusively to TheSpoof.com since: "Bush is going to hell and no one reads TheSpoof.com anyway..."
Chief Roberts in his regal head dress of eagle feathers spoke first:" We got rid of Gore and now we are taking out the homicidal trash. Innocent or guilty, we all have done something we deserve to die for."
Justice "Bisnuz Hoe" Alito who has never seen a case that couldn't help business spoke from the Stock exchange balcony:" Lethal injection is a win-win! Drug companies profit, civil servants get overtime (especially since the shots go wrong so often) and taxpayers have one less mouth to feed!"
Clarence Thomas had nothing to say since he hasn't spoken or written for the court since '87.Though he was heard to mumble something about no good niggas. Justice Kennedy was unavailable since he strained his sacraliliac bending over backwards for the conservative majority.