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Sunday, 7 March 2010

1. They love Susan Boyle

2. No criticism, however constructive, is acceptable to them

3. They spend their days and nights on subo fansites

4. They know every airline timetable and how to track any flight in the world

5. Many believe that Susan is the Lord's messenger

6. They never forgive, forget or compromise

7. They believe that every UK newspaper is trash, always reporting false stories about their idol

8. They know every email address, every mobile phone number of anyone connected to Susan Boyle

9. They are a pain in the bum

10.Like a cult they have unconditional love for their gang leaders

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