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Kenneth Manboobs
Kenneth Manboobs
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Lamping

Submitted by IainB
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3 November 2009
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I went to the lighting section of my local DIY superstore this morning, a sales assistant rushed over and shouted "Do you want lamping?"

Fortunately, I got the first punch in.

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