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I just don't get it, #5

I just dont get it. If another name for a penis is a one eyed trouser snake........

I just don't get it #4

I just dont get it when it comes to food. If Mexican food is supposed to come from Mexico, and Japanese Food comes from Japan, and Italian Food comes from Italy........

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I just don't get it #3

I just dont get it. My dog licks his butt. He licks his crotch. He eats tootsie rolls out of the cats litter box....

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I just don't get it #2

I still dont get it. Whats with this lather rinse repeat for directions for shampoo....

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I just don't get it #1

Whats with this whole Doctors Without Boarders thing? I just dont get it....

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Avatar, Joke #5

What do the natives of Avatar call their doctors?...

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Avatar, Joke #4

What do people in the land of Avatar call their leprechauns?...

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Avatar, Joke #3

What kind of music will James Cameron be singing if his Avatar movie sweeps the Academy Awards?...

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Avatar, Joke #2

Even though it may be painful to men on Earth, what condition is permanent to men on the Avatar planet?...

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Avatar, Joke #1

What did the cast of Avatar give the Academy Awards Selection Committee when they didnt think they got enough nominations?...

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One more Tiger Woods joke

Why was Tiger Woods upset when he saw the picture of the topless, attractive blonde woman on the cover of the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition?...

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