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I just don't get it, #5

I just dont get it. If another name for a penis is a one eyed trouser snake........

submitted by Jalapenoman, 05 March 2010

I just don't get it #4

I just dont get it when it comes to food. If Mexican food is supposed to come from Mexico, and Japanese Food comes from Japan, and Italian Food comes from Italy........

submitted by Jalapenoman, 05 March 2010

I just don't get it #3

I just dont get it. My dog licks his butt. He licks his crotch. He eats tootsie rolls out of the cats litter box....

submitted by Jalapenoman, 05 March 2010

I just don't get it #2

I still dont get it. Whats with this lather rinse repeat for directions for shampoo....

submitted by Jalapenoman, 05 March 2010

I just don't get it #1

Whats with this whole Doctors Without Boarders thing? I just dont get it....

submitted by Jalapenoman, 05 March 2010

Avatar, Joke #5

What do the natives of Avatar call their doctors?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 03 March 2010

Avatar, Joke #4

What do people in the land of Avatar call their leprechauns?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 03 March 2010

Avatar, Joke #3

What kind of music will James Cameron be singing if his Avatar movie sweeps the Academy Awards?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 03 March 2010

Avatar, Joke #2

Even though it may be painful to men on Earth, what condition is permanent to men on the Avatar planet?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 03 March 2010

Avatar, Joke #1

What did the cast of Avatar give the Academy Awards Selection Committee when they didnt think they got enough nominations?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 03 March 2010

One more Tiger Woods joke

Why was Tiger Woods upset when he saw the picture of the topless, attractive blonde woman on the cover of the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 10 February 2010

Another birth certificate type of joke

What is another reason why we know Barack Obama wasnt really born in Hawaii?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 10 February 2010

The truth about those hamburgers

Why did Dave Thomas name his restaurant chain Wendys instead of Windys....

submitted by Jalapenoman, 10 February 2010

The Hillary Clinton Blonde Joke

How do we know that Hillary Clinton is not a true blonde?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 10 February 2010

One more blonde joke

How can you tell that the woman in front of you is really a blonde with a dye job?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 10 February 2010

The Latest Terrorist Jokes, #5

Whats the difference between a crooked Western politician bent on world domination through any means possible and an Ayatollah?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 01 February 2010

The Latest Terrorist Jokes, #4

Why is a Terrorist more proud of his sheep lover than is wife?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 01 February 2010

The Latest Terrorist Jokes, #3

Whats the difference for an ass virgin between a night in the back room of a dirty gay bar and a night in a Turkish prison?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 01 February 2010

The Latest Terrorist Jokes, #2

How can you tell that youve entered a self service Terrorist Camp?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 01 February 2010

The Latest Terrorist Jokes, #1

How can you tell that youve entered the express line at the terrorist camp?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 01 February 2010

Tiger Woods Joke #5

Why is Tiger Woods standing behind Barack Obama on the cover of the January issue of Golf Digest?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 08 December 2009

Tiger Woods Joke #4

Why did Elin Nordegren Woods stop after hitting Tiger only twice?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 08 December 2009

Tiger Woods Joke #3

Why do you spell Tiger with only one G instead of two?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 08 December 2009

Tiger Woods Joke #2

Why did Tiger decide not to give his wife her own set of clubs for Christmas?...

submitted by Jalapenoman, 08 December 2009
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