A Scottish football fan, a Welsh football fan and an English football fan

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Wednesday, 28 September 2011

So old this one, but I can still remember my Dad telling it to me!

Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.

The first one asks:
"Oh Lord when will Scotland win the World Cup?"
God Replies, "In the next five years."
"But I'll be dead by then!" says the man.

The second man asks:
"Oh Lord when will Wales ever win the World Cup?"
The Good Lord - answers, "In the next ten years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man!"

The third one asks:
"Oh Lord when will England next win the World Cup?"
God answers: "I'll be dead by then!"


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