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Posted: 3 May 11 17:22
Finally watched the end of the snooker.

I really wished Trump had won. He had so much bad luck, it was such a shame.

I hate having to duck-and-dive the news though when I don't want to know the score. Thankfully no-one here wrote a story about it - that's always a minefield too, but I just tell myself, it's all lies - right?!

Anyone watch it? It was a good game I thought. The two players seemed very well matched. Even though Higgins won, I still thought Trump was the better player.

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Posted: 3 May 11 17:28 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 3 May 11 17:28
Mark, do you prefer pink, red or black balls?

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Posted: 3 May 11 17:29
Agreed. He's a rare young talent and will win aplenty.

You must have been squinting when you had to read Donald Trump subs then...?

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Posted: 3 May 11 17:29
I watched it. It was cool.

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Posted: 3 May 11 17:33

Quote: pinxit

Agreed. He's a rare young talent and will win aplenty.

You must have been squinting when you had to read Donald Trump subs then...?


It's true

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Posted: 3 May 11 17:34

Quote: Jaggedone

Mark, do you prefer pink, red or black balls?


Hey baby, they're all beautiful.

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Posted: 3 May 11 17:34
Oh great one you didn't answer my question?


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Quote: pinxit

Agreed. He's a rare young talent and will win aplenty.

You must have been squinting when you had to read Donald Trump subs then...?


It's true


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Posted: 3 May 11 17:35
Sorry, I was working backwards, which for me is forwards.

Just got to go squeeze my teabag.

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Posted: 3 May 11 18:00


I too wanted Trump to win..

But Higgins was magnificent..

Fantastic grit..

You're far too young Mark, but Higgins last night reminded me of Cliff Thorburn..




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Posted: 3 May 11 18:05
I am too young, but thanks to Wikipedia, I'm now an expert on The Grinder - so called because of his slow, determined style of foreplay.

Apparently.

Amazing the facts you can pick up on Wikipedia.

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Posted: 3 May 11 18:13 - Edited By: Colonel Juan, 3 May 11 18:16
Well done Mark.. you suspended felon..

I wrote a Radio 4 BBC Saturday Night Theatre play on that 1980 final.. between The Grinder and the Hurricane..

Did it for me mate Stephen Tompkinson as a favour.. Steve played Brian 'The Hurricane' Strudwick...

Me biggest old mate Kenny played Len Ganley..

and our smashin' pal Brian Glover ran the bar..

But that's gettin a bit name-droppin'.. and most are now dead... So I'll fuck off..

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Posted: 3 May 11 18:23
CJ did you ever "pot a black?"


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Well done Mark.. you suspended felon..

I wrote a Radio 4 BBC Saturday Night Theatre play on that 1980 final.. between The Grinder and the Hurricane..

Did it for me mate Stephen Tompkinson as a favour.. Steve played Brian 'The Hurricane' Strudwick...

Me biggest old mate Kenny played Len Ganley..

and our smashin' pal Brian Glover ran the bar..

But that's gettin a bit name-droppin'.. and most are now dead... So I'll fuck off..


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Posted: 3 May 11 18:31
I think MW did once.

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Posted: 3 May 11 18:43
Ha!

I'm sayin' nowt.

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Posted: 3 May 11 19:00



Hi JO..

The answer's an ashamed yes..

plus a few browns... one yellow and loadsa pinks..

Product of a misspent youth..




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