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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Finally watched the end of the snooker.
I really wished Trump had won. He had so much bad luck, it was such a shame. I hate having to duck-and-dive the news though when I don't want to know the score. Thankfully no-one here wrote a story about it - that's always a minefield too, but I just tell myself, it's all lies - right?! ![]() Anyone watch it? It was a good game I thought. The two players seemed very well matched. Even though Higgins won, I still thought Trump was the better player. |
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Jaggedone
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Mark, do you prefer pink, red or black balls?
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Agreed. He's a rare young talent and will win aplenty.
You must have been squinting when you had to read Donald Trump subs then...? |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I watched it. It was cool.
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's true ![]() |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hey baby, they're all beautiful. |
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Jaggedone
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Oh great one you didn't answer my question?
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sorry, I was working backwards, which for me is forwards.
Just got to go squeeze my teabag. |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
I too wanted Trump to win.. But Higgins was magnificent.. Fantastic grit.. You're far too young Mark, but Higgins last night reminded me of Cliff Thorburn.. |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I am too young, but thanks to Wikipedia, I'm now an expert on The Grinder - so called because of his slow, determined style of foreplay.
Apparently. Amazing the facts you can pick up on Wikipedia. |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
Well done Mark.. you suspended felon..
I wrote a Radio 4 BBC Saturday Night Theatre play on that 1980 final.. between The Grinder and the Hurricane.. Did it for me mate Stephen Tompkinson as a favour.. Steve played Brian 'The Hurricane' Strudwick... Me biggest old mate Kenny played Len Ganley.. and our smashin' pal Brian Glover ran the bar.. But that's gettin a bit name-droppin'.. and most are now dead... So I'll fuck off.. |
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Jaggedone
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CJ did you ever "pot a black?"
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think MW did once.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ha!
I'm sayin' nowt. |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
Hi JO.. The answer's an ashamed yes.. plus a few browns... one yellow and loadsa pinks.. Product of a misspent youth.. |
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