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Bureau
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Posted: 27 Apr 11 16:53
JOIN FARCEBOOK:


Bureau had a good bowel movement this morning.

Lynton
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Posted: 27 Apr 11 17:06 - Edited By: Lynton, 27 Apr 11 17:07
ARSE BOOK more like then - Try SQUITTER some time

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Posted: 27 Apr 11 17:21
JOIN FARCEBOOK:

Or "Squatter".

I still have one room full of the "Gotcha Juice". Only $25 a can. Get in on the ground floor, especially if you're out in the woods.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 27 Apr 11 17:49
Nobody uses Fartster or MySpray any more. I remember those days.

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Posted: 27 Apr 11 19:30

JOIN FARCEBOOK;

Bureau is now friends with Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker.

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Posted: 27 Apr 11 19:35

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JOIN FARCEBOOK;

Bureau is now friends with Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker.


And you can hang with your good Buddy Weiser, and Johnny Walker's dogs named Blackie and Red.


Ssup, B.
Hope you are doing well these days.
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Lynton
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Posted: 27 Apr 11 20:36
Bureau - Jim Beam wants to be your friend

Reddon
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Posted: 27 Apr 11 20:39
I've got a female Belgian stalker...Stella Artois...

Just sayin'

Morse
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Posted: 27 Apr 11 20:43

Quote: Reddon

I've got a female Belgian stalker...Stella Artois...

Just sayin'



PhD?

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Posted: 27 Apr 11 20:56

Quote: P.M. Wortham


Quote: Bureau

JOIN FARCEBOOK;

Bureau is now friends with Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker.


And you can hang with your good Buddy Weiser, and Johnny Walker's dogs named Blackie and Red.


Ssup, B.
Hope you are doing well these days.
PM


Mostly dodging tornadoes the past few nights, PM. Hope this flooding doesn't hit Nashville again.

If we ever get rid on them, they might be heading your way, Morse. How far south are you?

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Posted: 27 Apr 11 22:27
Ellie James "likes" trees.


Morse
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Posted: 27 Apr 11 23:12

Quote: Bureau


Quote: P.M. Wortham


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Hope you are doing well these days.
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Mostly dodging tornadoes the past few nights, PM. Hope this flooding doesn't hit Nashville again.

If we ever get rid on them, they might be heading your way, Morse. How far south are you?


...missed the bad one...120 miles northeast in Raleigh...

Hey...how bout Johnie Walker 'Blue Balls!'...$65 a shot!

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Posted: 27 Apr 11 23:33

JOIN FARCEBOOK:

Bureau and 2 other friends wrote on James Porter's Wall for his birthday.

All three arrested and jailed.

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Posted: 27 Apr 11 23:47 - Edited By: Katarina Frogpond2, 27 Apr 11 23:48
I'd like to join Spacebook. It sounds more fun and there's more space to write your comments. Unlimited charaters.
Some from other planets.

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Posted: 28 Apr 11 00:36 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 28 Apr 11 01:17
Could be the next big thing in the Google Archipelego.


Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

I'd like to join Spacebook. It sounds more fun and there's more space to write your comments. Unlimited charaters.
Some from other planets.


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Posted: 28 Apr 11 15:17

JOIN FARCEBOOK:


Jojo Wolf and 4 other friends have changed their profile pictures by having a full face transplant.

Morse
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Posted: 28 Apr 11 21:16


...why do you have your panties over your head?

A Potential Friend....although it Depends...

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Posted: 29 Apr 11 14:17
Ellie James "unlikes" royal weddings.

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Posted: 29 Apr 11 16:39


Bernie "Pizza Face" Urkel says "Guess what I'm doing?"

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Posted: 30 Apr 11 18:07

JOIN FARCEBOOK!


Does anyone have an extra Squeaky Fromme for The Manson Game? Got three extra Tex Watsons if anyone needs one.

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Posted: 30 Apr 11 21:32
Facebook in real life:

FRIEND REQUEST

You have one friend request from Guy In Street. Apply restraining order?

POKING

Someone just poked you! Would you like to send an attack drone to their house?

NEWS FEED

Turn to page 6 of the Daily Newsfeed to find out what Sam "The Man" Johnson 'liked' today.

COMMENTING

Inhopeless Dude, I got a cool new shirt!
Alice That's cool, man.
Bob Really? I saw the photo, and its crap.
Charlie Yeah, well, I think it looks great.
Delilah Shut up! Stop talking all at once!



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Posted: 30 Apr 11 22:59

John Hamster is now friends with himself. This, after 45 years of hating himself for various things he did, and having to punish himself severely!


47 people liked this.




Reddon
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Posted: 30 Apr 11 23:24 - Edited By: Reddon, 30 Apr 11 23:25
Sounds vaguely familiar...

Martin Shuttlecock needs a heart in the love game to prevent Reddon being an absolute bastard...

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Posted: 1 May 11 00:58 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 1 May 11 00:59
Inhopeless I'm moving back to MySpace. I'm going ret-fricking-tro.

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Posted: 8 May 11 14:58 - Edited By: Bureau, 8 May 11 15:00
Join Farcebook!


Since drinking "Gotcha Juice", I've grown two inches.

My "Ring-tailed varmint" in my Yosemite Sam Game doesn't have any rings on it's tail. Anyone else having this problem?


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