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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JOIN FARCEBOOK:
Bureau had a good bowel movement this morning. |
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Lynton
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ARSE BOOK more like then - Try SQUITTER some time
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JOIN FARCEBOOK:
Or "Squatter". I still have one room full of the "Gotcha Juice". Only $25 a can. Get in on the ground floor, especially if you're out in the woods. |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nobody uses Fartster or MySpray any more. I remember those days.
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JOIN FARCEBOOK; Bureau is now friends with Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker. |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And you can hang with your good Buddy Weiser, and Johnny Walker's dogs named Blackie and Red. Ssup, B. Hope you are doing well these days. PM |
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Lynton
Writer |
Bureau - Jim Beam wants to be your friend
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Reddon
AKA Skoob1999 |
I've got a female Belgian stalker...Stella Artois...
Just sayin' |
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Morse
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PhD? XXXX |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mostly dodging tornadoes the past few nights, PM. Hope this flooding doesn't hit Nashville again. If we ever get rid on them, they might be heading your way, Morse. How far south are you? |
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ellie James "likes" trees.
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Morse
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JOIN FARCEBOOK: Bureau and 2 other friends wrote on James Porter's Wall for his birthday. All three arrested and jailed. |
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Katarina Frogpond2
Writer Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'd like to join Spacebook. It sounds more fun and there's more space to write your comments. Unlimited charaters.
Some from other planets. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Could be the next big thing in the Google Archipelego.
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JOIN FARCEBOOK: Jojo Wolf and 4 other friends have changed their profile pictures by having a full face transplant. |
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Morse
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...why do you have your panties over your head? A Potential Friend....although it Depends... |
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ellie James "unlikes" royal weddings.
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bernie "Pizza Face" Urkel says "Guess what I'm doing?" |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JOIN FARCEBOOK! Does anyone have an extra Squeaky Fromme for The Manson Game? Got three extra Tex Watsons if anyone needs one. |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Facebook in real life:
FRIEND REQUEST You have one friend request from Guy In Street. Apply restraining order? POKING Someone just poked you! Would you like to send an attack drone to their house? NEWS FEED Turn to page 6 of the Daily Newsfeed to find out what Sam "The Man" Johnson 'liked' today. COMMENTING Inhopeless Dude, I got a cool new shirt! Alice That's cool, man. Bob Really? I saw the photo, and its crap. Charlie Yeah, well, I think it looks great. Delilah Shut up! Stop talking all at once! |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
John Hamster is now friends with himself. This, after 45 years of hating himself for various things he did, and having to punish himself severely! 47 people liked this. |
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Reddon
AKA Skoob1999 |
Sounds vaguely familiar...
Martin Shuttlecock needs a heart in the love game to prevent Reddon being an absolute bastard... |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Inhopeless I'm moving back to MySpace. I'm going ret-fricking-tro.
(News Corporation likes this.) |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Join Farcebook!
Since drinking "Gotcha Juice", I've grown two inches. My "Ring-tailed varmint" in my Yosemite Sam Game doesn't have any rings on it's tail. Anyone else having this problem? |
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