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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 00:43
Thank you for NOT posting.


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Posted: 6 Apr 11 09:02
That's quite all right. Only too happy to oblige.

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Mark
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 11:33
Don't worry, I won't.

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P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 12:37 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 6 Apr 11 12:39
I would absolutely never consider posting anything on this thread. The mere thought of such a violation makes the tips of my fingers hurt as if being pierced by needles and dipped in salt water. My brain can't fathom the depths one would need to go to in order to violate a "No Posting Thread Zone" such as this. In fact I've consulted the law firm of Turner, Hedd and Kauff, only to be advised strongly against any such posting, regardless of intent, ambition or what I might have consumed for breakfast. (Corned Beef Hash and Rye toast, if you're asking). The main reason for not posting on this thread, however, is out of deep respect for a fellow writer. The fact that a respected member of the Canadian educational system, a paragon of virtue and the oracle of prose has asked us NOT to post, is quite frankly, enough for me.

An so, this is me, out of massive respect for one Ms. Godiva, not posting on this thread. I hope you respect my position on this heart wrenching decision not to post, and offer your own support of our esteemed colleague in her "call to arms" in not posting on this thread.

And just so we are clear, the definition of "post" is not the vertical supporting pillar used in building and fence construction, nor is "thread" the literal definition of thinly spun fibre used in sewing fabric, but rather the action of issuing an internet resident electronic text response to an existing blog or discussion forum topic.

Again, this is me, not posting on this thread.

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Posted: 6 Apr 11 13:05
Thank you to the above posters who have promised NOT to post on this thread.

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Posted: 6 Apr 11 18:46
I shall not post here, for it is a direct violation of my beliefs. I asssure you, if I were to post here, my subscription to the Economist will be cancelled!

To post on this very thread would go against not only your wishes, but of the entire 'follow the original poster' schema we have with these threads. Which is why I shall comply with your order and not post at all.

I would not think of doing it! It would bring shame on all my family. It is a laughable concept.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 20:34
I can't believe how many of you are doing as you are 'asked' for once.

See. Spoofers CAN be trained. I knew it all along.

LG

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Posted: 7 Apr 11 11:24

Quote: Lady Godiva

I can't believe how many of you are doing as you are 'asked' for once.

See. Spoofers CAN be trained. I knew it all along.

LG




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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 7 Apr 11 11:31 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 7 Apr 11 12:29
I'll blame Red Green for the above post and he's not a Spoofer so it won't count against anyone.

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Posted: 7 Apr 11 11:47
Indeed, I believe we should all give outselves a big pat on the back for this show of restraint.

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Posted: 7 Apr 11 15:39
I zee zis as ein outcry fur zer helpings of der mudda unt farzar syndrome. Lady unt Godivas hez askid our help by not vonting der postings of der forum peoples.
Vid zis in ein mind, I recomended der mallet over zer cranium mid der electrodes on zer nipples. Zis I feel vil calm der nerves unt makid her zee more clearly.


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Posted: 7 Apr 11 16:40
Oops!

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Posted: 8 Apr 11 01:13
Due to the pending Federal shut-down, I am refusing to post ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

Not even slightly~!

ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

again....

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 8 Apr 11 01:44
I heard you the first time. Thanks for complying with the rules of this thread.

No posts = no arguments. We're doing fine so far!

Keep NOT posting.

LG


 
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