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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A father of seven children has admitted digging up his dead wife and barbecuing her remains to feed to their children to destroy any evidence of murder.
Benoit Piet, 42, admitted at the Assizes court in Ille-et-Vilaine, near Rennes in northern France, that he turned his wife Adeline, 34, into a charred meal in 2006, saying two years before that she had committed suicide in the family garage and he had been afraid that he would be accused of killing her... Aaaaargh..2 yrs? One helluva marinade time! |
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Lady Godiva
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Does that mean she was 'buried' first? Oh those poor children...can you imagine?
Sick! LG |
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Jaggedone
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Cannibal Corpse
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If she was a journalist, she'd be part of the press corpse.
Bad taste? But on a serious note - wow. Two years in the criminal place? For roasting a corpse? Man, I wanna know what the sentence is for accidentally setting fire to your ex's car is. Not that I have. (Btw Jaggerdone, Cannibal Corpse is a heavy metal band from Buffalo, NY - I don't know if that was what you're getting at, but whatever) |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer  Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Entrails Ripped From a Virgins Cunt' being a particularly pleasant track. Saw them a while back. Not that great live. I preferred early Napalm Death meself! And I'm sure JO knew that...he likes his music nasty. |
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Lady Godiva
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'Sick Nick'...don't take offense lol
LG I'm just wondering where all you lot get your 'ideas'. |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I just know Cannibal Corpse was a band because of this Wikipedia on the page plugin I got for Firefox. My music taste isn't as... uhh... heavy.
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Jaggedone
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I actually sell Cannibal Corpse t-shirts, charming bunch. Nearly saw them live once in Berlin, but it was the wrong concert, I had tickets for Sonic Youth playing next door, they were brilliant BTW and was lucky to get out of the CC concert alive!!!!
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Huh. Alive. I'm assuming you've never been to a SlipKnot concert. Apparently people have actually died.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well, that's refreshing to know.
All a bit morbid if you ask me. (Yeah - I know you didn't, but Libya's a free country right?) Erm... Oh God - is pointless contageous? Reddon. |
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Jaggedone
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INH, seen Slipknot live 4 x and loved everyone one of them, even saw Cory's other band, Stonesour too, brilliant.
Slipknot personify the world through their masks, a much muisunderstood band and they are superb; in fact the best metal band around apart from Rammstein.
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