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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:02 - Edited By: queen mudder, 27 Feb 11 23:04
Gravity is a myth, the earth sux?
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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:11
Good one that QM.

Thank Gawd in his heaven for that.

I just did a story about Banksy turning up in a burkha.

Had a horrible feeling somebody may have beaten me to it!

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:15 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 27 Feb 11 23:16
Pretty neato. Where is the guy anyway? Having facial reconstruction surgery using his dead people?

Ed.: Also, Google is bombarding me with ads on acting lessons. How the hell do they know what I'm doing?

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:40
They read your mind...

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:42
Funny you should say that. They've just given me an ad for mental physicians.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:56
Nope. You were the first, Mr Skoob. I'm racing down a different track tonight with ballet and Noel Fielding. I forgot the Oscars were on.

But I've just approved the banksy burkha story with an attachment of 5 sparkly stars. You know how I feel about street Art.


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Good one that QM.

Thank Gawd in his heaven for that.

I just did a story about Banksy turning up in a burkha.

Had a horrible feeling somebody may have beaten me to it!

Regards

Skoob.


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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:58
I find that the adverts usually correspond to the stories I've written, but they don't get the connections quite right. Today I got an advert for Emirates Airlines, after writing a story about Fear of Flying.

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 00:14
Hey, guess what? Google wants me to learn how to fly.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 00:31

Quote: queen mudder

They read your mind...


...just pulled the plug on the tv for the night!

M.

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 00:38
KF

Many thanks.

I think Banksy's a genius.

I was talking about him to the wife and wondering if he'd show up or not? Then I thought of the burkha, and quickly cobbled together a spoof.

Thanks again, and to all who approved that story.

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 00:44
Just posted it in News Discus (or javelin seeing as its the olympics soon...)

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 10:02

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Hey, guess what? Google wants me to learn how to fly.


I knew it. Its the Russian Spies. They've stopped spying and they're trying to recruit you.

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 11:57 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 28 Feb 11 12:00
Me? I'm probably the youngest person here! They would have no need of me, unless they want to gain information where I have to seduce young ladies.

What? I suffer from pollyannaism.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 13:16

I might watch the Oscars if our writing friend, John Peurach, gave a speech.

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.

 
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