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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can't help myself.
She's very round and healthy and I'm feeling randy. |
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Lady Godiva
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I hope Randy doesn't mind
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ok, one or the other RFreed, but bi just doesn't get it. It means you are confused and we'll have none of that here. Note to Randy: RUN! |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
------------------------------------------------------------ Oh go Snorg yourself! |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Lady Godiva
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Now you want 'guys' to 'back you up'..my god...how shocking you are and I would not have guessed it of you in a million seconds.
LG |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Due to the exposure of British audiences to American television and films, the word 'horny' has been in more popular use than 'randy'.
Either way you put it, you are one 'horny' procreater. So, there are, in your words, 'no guys' to 'back you up'. It appears you are fighting a slowly-becoming one-vs-all battle. |
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Lady Godiva
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True.
We have a student called Randy and a few Willies around the place. Surnames of Harder and Dyck abound. You just get used to it. Mind you, I heard of an Ann Harder marrying a Peter Dyck (pronounced Dick by most) and because of Mennonites hyphernate their family names....you are ahead of me now...she became Mrs. Harder-Dyck. I kid you not! LG |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That is not brobdingnagian at all. It's almost gregarious!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"That's not huge at all. It's almost sociable!"
Is that what you are saying? Or is it a reference to an obscure Roman Emperor?
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
brobdingnagian also means good. And I meant to say gregarious.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I thought it meant big, as in the giants in Gulliver's Travels.
Yes, gregarious means sociable doesn't it? After the friendly Emperor who is often forgotten because he came between Claudius and Caligula. There's also the Gregarious Chanting, so-called because you have to do it in groups. I could go on, but I can't go on.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Blimey.
Next we'll be waging war over which end to crack a boiled breakfast egg open... TSSSK! Skoob. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
The narrowest end is the answer!
LG |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Language Timothy.
Caligula liked a boiled egg. Was also partial to hot buttered soldiers. |
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Lynton
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I thought that was hot battered sisters EQ
Had a dreadful childhood did Cal - no wonder he turned out like that. |
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Lady Godiva
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What's the gossip here? I heard he was also called Gaius. Now THAT must have screwed with his mind.....
LG |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lots of lame Mennonite jokes here about fellows named Peter Dyck, Peter Friesen (during winter months) etc.
True. We have a student called Randy and a few Willies around the place. Surnames of Harder and Dyck abound. You just get used to it. Mind you, I heard of an Ann Harder marrying a Peter Dyck (pronounced Dick by most) and because of Mennonites hyphernate their family names....you are ahead of me now...she became Mrs. Harder-Dyck. I kid you not! LG |
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Lady Godiva
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Hey....we've got so many 'Friesens and Friessens' and kids who are freezing coz they don't have the right clothing... it's no joke. Many have the same first names too. It can be bloody confusing I can tell you.
Fun though. Very nice people (most of them)....Very nice indeed! LG |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
....hey, we ain't backin' up to you here...try Glossy News.... and keep yer randy handys to yerself......prevert... Har. ---------------------------------------------------- Morse- you need not have answered that. I asked for 'guys', not 'girly-men'. Some day I'll explain the difference to you. Now, let's get back to the subject of snorging the Snorg T-shirt girl. I saw her first so I get first dibs. She is so ripe I think she about to burst. It would certainly ruin that tight Snorg shirt she's wearing. (I'm talking about the short haired brunette one with the Mona Lisa smile and the wabangas to make you die for). |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Your good friend Randy won't be happy if he finds you copulating with another person!
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
----------------------------------- He can wait. |
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cassandrova
Forum User Registered: 27 Jan 11 Forum Profile |
Snorg girl = Alice Fraasa! :O
http://itsguycode.com/hollywood/254-who-is-the-snorgtees-girl.html |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
--------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the info, but I think that's the wrong girl. There is another with her head turned to the right and a brunette. She is cute though, but jail bait for me. |
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