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C'mon. Someone think up a new 'fun' thread. I know you are busily writing Spoofs but spare a thought for us who are not as prolific writers as you all are so we visit the discussion forums quite often awaiting words of wisdom from 'the great ones' And you all know who you are.



Lady G.

You just did.

I had a 'fun thread' once.
It was all different colours and made beautiful clothes.

I made a coat, the best looking coat you ever saw, a coat of many colours.

When I wore it, everyone bowed down to me and I was able to prophesize many things, including an upcoming famine.

All seemed to be going really well for me, good job, great wealth, servants etc and then that bastard Lloyd-Webber nicked the idea from me and wrote a fucking play.

Well no one believed me after that and I became a sad and lonely ex-thespian.............

This thread isn't new anymore.

Buh-Bye.

A thread for all the wonderful women on the Spoof, both past & present:

(Frankie J would have written this if the sex change hadn't gone bad!)

Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?


Woman's Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb!
They don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand
on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER
PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

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Quote: Morse

A thread for all the wonderful women on the Spoof, both past & present:

(Frankie J would have written this if the sex change hadn't gone bad!)

Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?


Woman's Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb!
They don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand
on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER
PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

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Mdme Morse giving you a hard time.............?

Christ! Did I used to sound like that? Glad I'm 'past it'.

Yeah! You are right....the thread isn't new anymore.

LG