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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 25 Jun 09 10:36
So, what would you have?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 25 Jun 09 11:13

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

So, what would you have?


Me Buck,

I'd have two pints of proper Stella Artois, from Belgium. Ice cold. One for you, one for me.

You'd be paying of course...

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Posted: 25 Jun 09 11:47
The '96 Dom Perignon is tasty.

Ditto Californian red Zinfandel grown in my kids' back yard.

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Posted: 25 Jun 09 12:47

Quote: queen mudder

The '96 Dom Perignon is tasty.

Ditto Californian red Zinfandel grown in my kids' back yard.


Yeah QM,

My budget only runs to about six quid.

I'm just a poor working stiff.

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Posted: 25 Jun 09 12:49
You gotta gatecrash a few knobs' parties to get a taste of the toffs' tipple....

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Posted: 25 Jun 09 13:02

Quote: queen mudder

You gotta gatecrash a few knobs' parties to get a taste of the toffs' tipple....


OK QM

I stand admonished.

Kindest,

Skoob.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 25 Jun 09 13:03
PS

I know my place.

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Adam Click
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Posted: 25 Jun 09 13:23
Ballantine's Scotch for me,please.Leave the bottle.

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Posted: 25 Jun 09 14:05
Hot day. Outdoors. Tall chilled glass beaded with condensation. Ice. Big squeeze of lime juice. Big glug of Gin. Tonic to the top. Chunk of lime. Bowl of salted cashew nuts on the side. Comfy chair. Sound of someone using a push mower two houses away. Scent of cut grass. No wasps. No phones. Light breeze.

Cold fingertips, clink of ice, first sip...



Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 Jun 09 17:33
Not a drinker when it comes to alcohol (except the occasional shot of NyQuil during cold and flu season).

However....just the name of the drink "slippery nipple" has always sounded intriguing.

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Posted: 25 Jun 09 18:15
Real ale.



No. Brandy.



No. Malt whiskey.


No. Vodka.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 25 Jun 09 18:57
I, like Jman, am not much of a drinker. I do like the occasional margarita though, and made with top shelf tequila.

Frozen with salt, please.

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Posted: 25 Jun 09 21:03
Bath Ales 'Gem'.

Vodka and ice..........

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 25 Jun 09 22:48

Quote: Jalapenoman

Not a drinker when it comes to alcohol (except the occasional shot of NyQuil during cold and flu season).

However....just the name of the drink "slippery nipple" has always sounded intriguing.



A Pink Tittie is a variation of the Buttery Nipple!

Cheers,
Philbert

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 26 Jun 09 02:31

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jalapenoman

Not a drinker when it comes to alcohol (except the occasional shot of NyQuil during cold and flu season).

However....just the name of the drink "slippery nipple" has always sounded intriguing.



A Pink Tittie is a variation of the Buttery Nipple!

Cheers,
Philbert



Another name for a Buttery Nipple is Cowboy Cocksucker.

I worked in a bar at one time-- I know these things.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 26 Jun 09 17:55

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jalapenoman

Not a drinker when it comes to alcohol (except the occasional shot of NyQuil during cold and flu season).

However....just the name of the drink "slippery nipple" has always sounded intriguing.



A Pink Tittie is a variation of the Buttery Nipple!

Cheers,
Philbert



Another name for a Buttery Nipple is Cowboy Cocksucker.

I worked in a bar at one time-- I know these things.



OK, Then I will have a Fuzzy Navel!

Cheers,
Philbert


Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jun 09 18:29

Another name for a Buttery Nipple is Cowboy Cocksucker.

How to turn an alcoholic into a Alien Sex Fiend, you guys could cocktail anything. I personally prefer a delightful Kraut Weissbier, especially on a warm summer evening!


 
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