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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't do it.
Unless it is absolutely necessary. And it never is, is it, let's face it. That's the advice given by the government tonight. Anything to say, US buddies? |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Thanks for the advice. I'll be sure to stay away.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
J-man
When we're reading your messages do we have to wear one of those flu masks? I mean, computer virus/flu virus, plus you're kind of close to Mexico. Regards Skoob |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
If I slip in an occasional "oink" you may want to watch out. If that happens, I'd suggest pouring bleach on your computer to kill the virus, and then taking a hot bath yourself (with a blonde would work best).
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's only places like New Pork that are really toxic at the moment...
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Okey dokey J-man.
Regards Skoob |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah-choo! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh-choo! Ugh, clear off, Jman! Get yourself a Lemsip. I hear that's all that's needed if you're not in Mesko. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pigs might fly!
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BuckwheatsButt
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I'm buying a body condom!
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You're gonna have to grease up good and proper first! Hey, everybody-- how many econonmy size tubs of Vaseline will it take to get Buck in that body condom? I'd say 20; what about the rest of you? I'm taking bets! |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Vaseline! Buck lives in the south, where they use bacon grease for everything like that.
Just hope that the bacon grease ain't got the swine flu, or Buck makes himself a human incubator for the disease inside of that full body condom of his. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Only if you live on Pork Avenue! Cheers, Philbert |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Yeah, maybe I should get an extra large or somethin'
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
*head slap* Of course! How could I be so dense? Bacon grease! It's all so clear now. It occurs to me that Buck could likely incubate an entire litter of little piggies in his greased up body condom, not just the swine flu itself. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Pink Floyd proved that point! |
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