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BuckwheatsButt
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I just wondered who is feeling happy today!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I never laid a hand on him.
I'm not that way inclined. Nor any other dwarf for that matter. Regards Buck Skoob |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm happy all the time...thanks to my psychotrophic meds.
The fun never stops! ![]() |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Happiness = listening to Joy Division/Killing Joke and participating on this nonsense, what more does a man want, oh yeah, the obvious! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Um, would that be psychotrophic meds? |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm happy.
Happy with all that I've got. Not resentful about missed opportunities. Takes more effort to be unhappy. And I feel like this most days, not just today in particular. Thank you for asking Earl |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm still happy.
I hope that you are also. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm feeling hungry at the moment.
Not one of the seven dwarfs, more like a feeling you get when your belly's empty. So I'm just chowing down on a doner kebab I brought from the shops. With loads of chilli sauce. J man would be proud of me! Regards Skoob |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
But does it make you happy? It makes me happy that you will not be hungry. If I am happy then you might be happy too. Or at least not hungry. For a time. Ten past two. That's a time. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It makes me happy Earl.
Corrie's on. Regards Skoob |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I thought you were having a kebab.
Curry's on? As long as it makes you happy. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Curry, Corrie and a kebab.
Happiness. Regards Earl Skoob |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I had a curry last night.
Splendid. And a nice bottle of wine. Splendid. You see? I told you I was happy |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Earl
I'm pretty certain that if your non existent twin were here tonight, he/she would be happy too. Skoob |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah, but they are not here. And never will be.
It is the tragedy behind the comedy. Or the comedy behind the tragedy. Or it could be that we were really triplets and are playing a sick trick on each other? Tragically I was an only triplet. But I think mum would have said. Wouldn't she? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Earl
Hope you haven't collapsed in some kind of chemically induced happy stupour. It's just that you went all quiet. Regards Skoob |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No. My stupour is fine. Was busy for little while. And I am an only twin. But I am back again. Thank you for your concern |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And I'm still happy.
I hope your happy. All of you. But most of all you. You know I'm talking about you. You know who I mean. |
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Morse
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Well, Buckster not too bad: *BIG tax refund *$1,000 reduction in Fl. house Insurance premium *3rd week with no smoking (probably why I'm not writing!) *best golf round in over 50 years! *Yankees are losing *on my 3rd day of a great Irish Lamb Stew/french bread/Merlot *stock market is quivering upwards *73 degrees tomorrow for the Sat. Golf match *hardly ever think about SEX anymore....... How Could Things ever be better??? Morse |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Prefer a good ol fashion romp with the missus personally! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do you not think about sex much because you quit smoking? Or is it because...let's see, how can I put this nicely...you're old ![]() I'd just like to know what to expect in case I decide to quit smoking. Or in case I decide to get older. Or both at the same time. Please pardon me; I am very tired. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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I think about sex all the time and at times I'm so hot I smoke!
Just thinking about all that gooey cake batter on Madame's hands and the light dusting of flour on her face like a 18th century French aristocrat makes my pecker react like it's listening to the Star Spankled Banner! Tell me about the jelly donuts please.........And go into graphic details! BuCK |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
You have obvious fetish problems, seek advice at www.blackleathershinybootsvenusinfursatthevelvetunderground.cum, good luck |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Your link doesn't work, Jaggedone. maybe this one would be better: www.spankmelikeabitchbigboyandtakemefrombehindwithyourenormouserectstatueoflibertytypetowerofmanlovebabyyeah.cum OR www.thespoof.com |
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Hydrogen Balloon
Writer Registered: 19 Mar 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Soy siempre feliz! Tu??
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