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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 00:18
I just wondered who is feeling happy today!

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 01:43
I never laid a hand on him.

I'm not that way inclined.

Nor any other dwarf for that matter.

Regards Buck

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Madame Bitters
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 02:02
I'm happy all the time...thanks to my psychotrophic meds.

The fun never stops!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 14:19

Quote: Madame Bitters

I'm happy all the time...thanks to my psychotrophic meds.

The fun never stops!

Happiness = listening to Joy Division/Killing Joke and participating on this nonsense, what more does a man want, oh yeah, the obvious!

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 16:32

Quote: Jaggedone

what more does a man want, oh yeah, the obvious!


Um, would that be psychotrophic meds?




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Posted: 17 Apr 09 16:39
I'm happy.

Happy with all that I've got.

Not resentful about missed opportunities.

Takes more effort to be unhappy.

And I feel like this most days, not just today in particular.


Thank you for asking

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:13
I'm still happy.


I hope that you are also.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:20
I'm feeling hungry at the moment.

Not one of the seven dwarfs, more like a feeling you get when your belly's empty.

So I'm just chowing down on a doner kebab I brought from the shops. With loads of chilli sauce.

J man would be proud of me!

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Skoob

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:27

Quote: Skoob1999

I'm feeling hungry at the moment.

Not one of the seven dwarfs, more like a feeling you get when your belly's empty.

So I'm just chowing down on a doner kebab I brought from the shops. With loads of chilli sauce.

J man would be proud of me!

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Skoob


But does it make you happy?

It makes me happy that you will not be hungry.

If I am happy then you might be happy too.

Or at least not hungry.

For a time.

Ten past two.

That's a time.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:33
It makes me happy Earl.

Corrie's on.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:34
I thought you were having a kebab.

Curry's on?

As long as it makes you happy.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:36
Curry, Corrie and a kebab.

Happiness.

Regards Earl

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:40
I had a curry last night.

Splendid.

And a nice bottle of wine.


Splendid.

You see? I told you I was happy

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:44
Earl

I'm pretty certain that if your non existent twin were here tonight, he/she would be happy too.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 18:47 - Edited By: Earl Grey, 17 Apr 09 18:58
Ah, but they are not here. And never will be.

It is the tragedy behind the comedy.

Or the comedy behind the tragedy.

Or it could be that we were really triplets and are playing a sick trick on each other? Tragically I was an only triplet.

But I think mum would have said.

Wouldn't she?




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Posted: 17 Apr 09 19:48
Earl

Hope you haven't collapsed in some kind of chemically induced happy stupour. It's just that you went all quiet.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 19:58

Quote: Skoob1999

Earl

Hope you haven't collapsed in some kind of chemically induced happy stupour. It's just that you went all quiet.

Regards

Skoob


No. My stupour is fine.

Was busy for little while.

And I am an only twin.

But I am back again.

Thank you for your concern

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 20:10
And I'm still happy.


I hope your happy.


All of you.


But most of all you. You know I'm talking about you. You know who I mean.

Morse
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 21:27

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I just wondered who is feeling happy today!



Well, Buckster not too bad:

*BIG tax refund

*$1,000 reduction in Fl. house Insurance premium

*3rd week with no smoking (probably why I'm not writing!)

*best golf round in over 50 years!

*Yankees are losing

*on my 3rd day of a great Irish Lamb Stew/french bread/Merlot

*stock market is quivering upwards

*73 degrees tomorrow for the Sat. Golf match

*hardly ever think about SEX anymore.......

How Could Things ever be better???

Morse






Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Apr 09 16:49

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Jaggedone

what more does a man want, oh yeah, the obvious!


Um, would that be psychotrophic meds?

Prefer a good ol fashion romp with the missus personally!

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 04:27 - Edited By: Madame Bitters, 19 Apr 09 04:28

Quote: Morse

*3rd week with no smoking (probably why I'm not writing!)

*hardly ever think about SEX anymore.......

How Could Things ever be better???

Morse


Do you not think about sex much because you quit smoking?
Or is it because...let's see, how can I put this nicely...you're old

I'd just like to know what to expect in case I decide to quit smoking.

Or in case I decide to get older.

Or both at the same time.

Please pardon me; I am very tired.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 19 Apr 09 11:07
I think about sex all the time and at times I'm so hot I smoke!
Just thinking about all that gooey cake batter on Madame's hands and the light dusting of flour on her face like a 18th century French aristocrat makes my pecker react like it's listening to the Star Spankled Banner!
Tell me about the jelly donuts please.........And go into graphic details!

BuCK

Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 Apr 09 12:04

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I think about sex all the time and at times I'm so hot I smoke!
Just thinking about all that gooey cake batter on Madame's hands and the light dusting of flour on her face like a 18th century French aristocrat makes my pecker react like it's listening to the Star Spankled Banner!
Tell me about the jelly donuts please.........And go into graphic details!

BuCK

You have obvious fetish problems, seek advice at www.blackleathershinybootsvenusinfursatthevelvetunderground.cum, good luck

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 Apr 09 12:53

Quote: Jaggedone

You have obvious fetish problems, seek advice at www.blackleathershinybootsvenusinfursatthevelvetunderground.cum, good luck


Your link doesn't work, Jaggedone.

maybe this one would be better:

www.spankmelikeabitchbigboyandtakemefrombehindwithyourenormouserectstatueoflibertytypetowerofmanlovebabyyeah.cum


OR

www.thespoof.com

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 13:38
Soy siempre feliz! Tu??


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