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BuckwheatsButt Registered: 24 Oct 07 |
I just wondered who is feeling happy today!
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
I never laid a hand on him.
I'm not that way inclined. Nor any other dwarf for that matter. Regards Buck Skoob |
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Madame Bitters Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 |
I'm happy all the time...thanks to my psychotrophic meds.
The fun never stops! ![]() |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Happiness = listening to Joy Division/Killing Joke and participating on this nonsense, what more does a man want, oh yeah, the obvious! |
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Madame Bitters Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 |
Um, would that be psychotrophic meds? |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
I'm happy.
Happy with all that I've got. Not resentful about missed opportunities. Takes more effort to be unhappy. And I feel like this most days, not just today in particular. Thank you for asking Earl |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
I'm still happy.
I hope that you are also. |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
I'm feeling hungry at the moment.
Not one of the seven dwarfs, more like a feeling you get when your belly's empty. So I'm just chowing down on a doner kebab I brought from the shops. With loads of chilli sauce. J man would be proud of me! Regards Skoob |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
But does it make you happy? It makes me happy that you will not be hungry. If I am happy then you might be happy too. Or at least not hungry. For a time. Ten past two. That's a time. |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
It makes me happy Earl.
Corrie's on. Regards Skoob |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
I thought you were having a kebab.
Curry's on? As long as it makes you happy. |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
Curry, Corrie and a kebab.
Happiness. Regards Earl Skoob |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
I had a curry last night.
Splendid. And a nice bottle of wine. Splendid. You see? I told you I was happy |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
Earl
I'm pretty certain that if your non existent twin were here tonight, he/she would be happy too. Skoob |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
Ah, but they are not here. And never will be.
It is the tragedy behind the comedy. Or the comedy behind the tragedy. Or it could be that we were really triplets and are playing a sick trick on each other? Tragically I was an only triplet. But I think mum would have said. Wouldn't she? |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
Earl
Hope you haven't collapsed in some kind of chemically induced happy stupour. It's just that you went all quiet. Regards Skoob |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
No. My stupour is fine. Was busy for little while. And I am an only twin. But I am back again. Thank you for your concern |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
And I'm still happy.
I hope your happy. All of you. But most of all you. You know I'm talking about you. You know who I mean. |
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Morse Location: South Carolina, usa Registered: 20 Jul 08 |
Well, Buckster not too bad: *BIG tax refund *$1,000 reduction in Fl. house Insurance premium *3rd week with no smoking (probably why I'm not writing!) *best golf round in over 50 years! *Yankees are losing *on my 3rd day of a great Irish Lamb Stew/french bread/Merlot *stock market is quivering upwards *73 degrees tomorrow for the Sat. Golf match *hardly ever think about SEX anymore....... How Could Things ever be better??? Morse |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Prefer a good ol fashion romp with the missus personally! |
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Madame Bitters Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 |
Do you not think about sex much because you quit smoking? Or is it because...let's see, how can I put this nicely...you're old ![]() I'd just like to know what to expect in case I decide to quit smoking. Or in case I decide to get older. Or both at the same time. Please pardon me; I am very tired. |
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BuckwheatsButt Registered: 24 Oct 07 |
I think about sex all the time and at times I'm so hot I smoke!
Just thinking about all that gooey cake batter on Madame's hands and the light dusting of flour on her face like a 18th century French aristocrat makes my pecker react like it's listening to the Star Spankled Banner! Tell me about the jelly donuts please.........And go into graphic details! BuCK |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
You have obvious fetish problems, seek advice at www.blackleathershinybootsvenusinfursatthevelvetunderground.cum, good luck |
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Jesus Budda Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 |
Your link doesn't work, Jaggedone. maybe this one would be better: www.spankmelikeabitchbigboyandtakemefrombehindwithyourenormouserectstatueoflibertytypetowerofmanlovebabyyeah.cum OR www.thespoof.com |
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Hydrogen Balloon Location: The Sombrero Galaxy Registered: 19 Mar 09 |
Soy siempre feliz! Tu??
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