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What stunned me about the whole thing was no-one mentioned how great my song was. I rhymed menstrual with consensual - it was ----ing brilliant.

"When you're as narcissistic as me it makes my ego even bigger when you're all over the news."

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He said: "I didn't deliberately sleep with his granddaughter. It was an accident. A statistical probability that I was eventually going to sleep with a sitcom hero's granddaughter. It could have been Baldrick's

Russell Brand jokes about Andrew Sachs scandal in new comedy gig

Good comeback.

He'll be bigger than ever.

I don't remember anyone saying put him on the sex offender's register.


This is classic Brand, exaggerate to exploit and get sympathy.


No-one commented on rhyming consensual with menstrual as it's like rhyming cat with mat. The effing tosser.

If he has to mention the same joke he performed with Jonathan Ross, all those months ago, when it wasn't funny. Why is the same unfunny joke in his act. How weak his material. As weak as his spindly effin hairy twig body.


All those who bought his tickets should get diseases of the sexual kind.

3000 bought tickets for one venue.

He already is more successful.

Greater people than him have fallen. Well at least his before and after pictures won't look that different.



Not like Boy George's or Adam Ant's.

So this guy is supposed to have slept with 5,000 women, huh?

Bullshit.

He may be famous but he looks like he just crawled out of dumpster. You could fry tater tots with the grease in his hair.

I know I wouldn't touch his 'ole' with a 20 foot pole wrapped in industrial plastic.

But that's just me, I guess.

I think his continued presence on the BBC payroll poses some mildly profound questions. Such as whether the cynicism afflicting the string pullers of public opinion at Aunty has finally tipped them over the edge, buoyed up by still not finding themselves dangling by their heels from a lamp post (minus the £8 million per day guaranteed income they enjoy, regardless of performance) after the way they have ridden rough shod over the BBC Charter and insulted the intelligence of the licence payer, and they now feel they don't have to make any effort at all to entertain us?

Is it possible to look that grubby and not possess an odour that sets smoke alarms off when you remove your shoes or will send the steeliest corpse sniffing police dog bowling off in the opposite direction when you scratch your groin?

Could this in fact herald the endgame of the NWO designs on our media? A soul sapping demonstration of their power to inflict such objectionable, odious nerks upon us at will? Battering our collective, Daily Mail induced moral outrage into apathetic submission and revealing just how pointless it is to have taste or an opinion on what constitutes quality programming nowadays?

Do you think it's an affected look or is it possible his mobile phone contains the same numbers as Amy Whinehouse? I mean it's not like BBC employees are any stranger to drug charges/scandal, I won't touch on the obvious tragedies, but I think the top political correspondent in Brussels getting nabbed by customs with cannabis in his bags could go a long way to explaining (in conjunction with the 200 mill of soft loans afforded the BEEB by the ECB) the lack of hard hitting news stories from that neck of the woods.

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I know I wouldn't touch his 'ole' with a 20 foot pole wrapped in industrial plastic.

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Is that your normal method of seduction?

Just curious.

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So this guy is supposed to have slept with 5,000 women, huh?

Bullshit.

He may be famous but he looks like he just crawled out of dumpster. You could fry tater tots with the grease in his hair.

I know I wouldn't touch his 'ole' with a 20 foot pole wrapped in industrial plastic.

But that's just me, I guess.

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I think many of the women were probably dead or in comas.

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Quote: Mark Lowton

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I know I wouldn't touch his 'ole' with a 20 foot pole wrapped in industrial plastic.

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Is that your normal method of seduction?

Just curious.

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Isn't that everyone's normal method of seduction?

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I think many of the women were probably dead or in commas.

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"In commas"?

Monkey Woods' anal powers will be set off by that one.
Probably.

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I think his continued presence on the BBC payroll poses some mildly profound questions. Such as whether the cynicism afflicting the string pullers of public opinion at Aunty has finally tipped them over the edge, buoyed up by still not finding themselves dangling by their heels from a lamp post (minus the £8 million per day guaranteed income they enjoy, regardless of performance) after the way they have ridden rough shod over the BBC Charter and insulted the intelligence of the licence payer, and they now feel they don't have to make any effort at all to entertain us?

Is it possible to look that grubby and not possess an odour that sets smoke alarms off when you remove your shoes or will send the steeliest corpse sniffing police dog bowling off in the opposite direction when you scratch your groin?

Could this in fact herald the endgame of the NWO designs on our media? A soul sapping demonstration of their power to inflict such objectionable, odious nerks upon us at will? Battering our collective, Daily Mail induced moral outrage into apathetic submission and revealing just how pointless it is to have taste or an opinion on what constitutes quality programming nowadays?

Do you think it's an affected look or is it possible his mobile phone contains the same numbers as Amy Whinehouse? I mean it's not like BBC employees are any stranger to drug charges/scandal, I won't touch on the obvious tragedies, but I think the top political correspondent in Brussels getting nabbed by customs with cannabis in his bags could go a long way to explaining (in conjunction with the 200 mill of soft loans afforded the BEEB by the ECB) the lack of hard hitting news stories from that neck of the woods.[/blockquote





I was under the impression Russell Brand's contract stipulated that he should entertain himself for a salary of his choice.

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I think many of the women were probably dead or in commas.

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"In commas"?

Monkey Woods' anal powers will be set off by that one.
Probably.

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I know he does try so hard, doesn't he? Bless the little mite.

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Quote: Mark Lowton

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I know I wouldn't touch his 'ole' with a 20 foot pole wrapped in industrial plastic.

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Is that your normal method of seduction?

Just curious.

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Don't be silly, Sir Mark!

I usually favor a much more "hands on" approach!

To quote Michael Jackson:

"Can You Feel It?"