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Q: If a Presidential Election Were Held Today Who would YOU vote For? Ron Paul 29% Rudy Giuliani 0% John McCain 5% Hillary Clinton 5% A Bag of Rocks 58% There have been 17 responses to this poll

Oh man, Ethan's going to be pissed. Now I get to write a story about Ron Paul being left out of a poll on thespoof.com.

I think that most of us will do what we always do...wait until election day and vote for the one we think is the lesser of two evils that will screw up the least amount of stuff.

Unfortunately, there has been no "lesser of two evils" going back several years and this country got bent over the last several presidents.

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Quote: Warren Redlich

Oh man, Ethan's going to be pissed. Now I get to write a story about Ron Paul being left out of a poll on thespoof.com.

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Okay, next time I'll read the whole list again before I post a stupid reply. I'll still post it, but at least I'll know I'm an idiot before I do it.

On second thought, maybe I'll vote for the biggest whack job on the list. That's right, let's all support this year's "I think I'll run every year so that people can make fun of my like Lyndon LaRouche" candidate. I say that we all vote for Dennis Kucinich! (if I spelled his name wrong, so what...it's not like anyone will really notice)

Ethan will be pleased, so far Ron Paul is tied at 50% against a Bag of Rocks!

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Ethan will be pleased, so far Ron Paul is tied at 50% against a Bag of Rocks!

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Yeah, but look who you put him up against! Clearly the bag of rocks should be winning, but I wouldn't expect any of these other candidates to fare well against the rocks on a ticket like the one you put together.

Many's the time the Bag of Rocks has been my write-in vote. I don't create the candidates, Pat Paulson is still the BEST!!!

In the Presidential election that pitted the lying Al Gore against the lying idiot Bush....I got a write in ballot.

For the rest of his life, my son will be able to brag that he received a vote for President of the United States.

He was seven at the time. He thought girls had cooties and giggled when he farted. He would, however, have done a hell of a lot better job than what we ended up with.

I still believe that "none of the above" should appear on all ballots. If "none" wins, the campaign must begin over with all new candidates. Any candidate who ever gets out polled by "none" should never be permitted to run for any elective office again. That may be the only way we'd never have to settle for the lesser of two evils.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

He thought girls had cooties and giggled when he farted.

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Poor deluded soul. I tried that once, I got a slap and a drink in my face.

If I were a U.S citizen I would vote for John McCain everytime.


I've seen all the Die Hard movies and cannot wait to see the fourth one.

Yippeekayaemother****er!!!!

Ferg

Here is my promised Lyndon LaRouche piece.

LaRouche Endorses Kucinich

For those without an American political background, LaRouche is a nut job who has run for president eight different times for two different parties. He even ran two or three times while he was in prison.

If you read his wikepedia article, it goes on for pages about what a great, respected, intelligent man he is. This prompted the rumors several years ago that he actually owns that site.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Ethan will be pleased, so far Ron Paul is tied at 50% against a Bag of Rocks!

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It must be those 2 internet spammers that make it look like Ron Paul is ahead in all the polls. lol

Ron Paul, Bag of Rocks, or Pat Paulson? Hmmm... Tough decision. <Insert Laugh-in ending here.>

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

A Bag of Rocks would be supremely superior to all other candidates for these reasons:

Rocks are able to make hard decisions.

It will be solid and sturdy in its decisions.

It would stone the competition and roll into office, getting rid of all George Bush's previous pebble-brained staff.

...and Rolling Stones ROCKand gather no MOSS!

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

If I were a U.S citizen I would vote for John McCain everytime.

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Fergus, you are a sick m*th*r f*ck*r!

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I've seen all the Die Hard movies and cannot wait to see the fourth one.

Yippeekayaemother****er!!!!

Ferg

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OHHHhhhhh... You meant John McLean.

Love, Hope, & Peace,

Cal-el