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ruddiger121
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Posted: 27 May 07 15:27
is it right or wrong to be gay???????

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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 27 May 07 17:30 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 27 May 07 17:34

Quote: ruddiger121

is it right or wrong to be gay???????


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Why are you asking?

Are you having a bit of a struggle?

Would you like to talk about it?

Be strong, Be loud and proud, incur the wrath of the moral majority and laugh in their outraged faces with carefree abandon, wear tight T Shirts, watch re-runs of Sex in the city and have a good time.

We will not judge you.

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Posted: 27 May 07 18:02

...We will not judge you.


Moose&Squirell here:

That is absolutely right.

But, please don't judge us (M&S) based on our articles.

We do so in the spirit of this satire site.

Everything else in the spirit of Jesus Christ.

M&S:)

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Posted: 27 May 07 20:25
Being gay is soo gay.
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Posted: 27 May 07 22:31 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 27 May 07 22:38
Well, it's like this, swishy feller.

I personally find it unnatural, repulsive, and just sick, but...if'n it works for you, that's fine.

I don't care one way or another whose pants or panties you want to get into, as long as it does not involve force or children.

What happens between consenting adults (and farm animals) in their bedrooms is their business and they don't need to advertize it to the world. That's right. It's your business if you want to pack the fudge with Richard Simmons or go muff diving with Rosie O'Donnell, but you don't need to stand up and shout it proudly to everyone and wave your sweaty sheets in our faces. I don't tell you about my sex life with my wife and don't need to hear all about yours.

Once again, the most important words are consenting adults and no kids.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 28 May 07 18:56 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 28 May 07 19:00



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Posted: 28 May 07 18:59
And you can consider yourself very lucky to have got off as lightly as that!

You'll have to try harder! We have standards to maintain in these forums and a good Jalapeno Jihad is a wonderful thing to watch,

I got a full page and a story when I upset him.
Buck up your ideas man! He did'nt even mention the unfinished college degree.


ruddiger121?

Is that a thing like 'rude digger one to one' or just a coincidence?

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Posted: 28 May 07 20:34

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

And you can consider yourself very lucky to have got off as lightly as that!

You'll have to try harder! We have standards to maintain in these forums and a good Jalapeno Jihad is a wonderful thing to watch,

I got a full page and a story when I upset him.

Ferg
Me too, and worse.

But, the mental picture of Peenyman and wife's sex life is starting to gross me out and I don't want to hear about any others either. If I did, I'd tell 'em myself. See what you started?

I think I'd rather picture Cal and his sister, however bad that would traumatize me.

Whoo boy!

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Posted: 28 May 07 21:01
if it feels right its probably right, if it feels wrong stop doing it.

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
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Posted: 28 May 07 21:51

Quote: carina-eta

if it feels right its probably right, if it feels wrong stop doing it.



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Posted: 31 May 07 12:16
Ok it's a satire site, true its not meant to be serious but

I do not see
how gay sex is any more or less hilarious than het sex?
how a name can be gay?
why its always assumed that gay men are camp? (have you met any french or italian men)


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Posted: 31 May 07 13:38
Wrong.

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Posted: 31 May 07 14:59

Quote: Jalapenoman

Well, it's like this, swishy feller.

I personally find it unnatural, repulsive, and just sick, but...if'n it works for you, that's fine...

...I don't care one way or another whose pants or panties you want to get into, as long as it does not involve force or children.

Once again, the most important words are consenting adults and no kids.


I would like to echo Jalapenoman's sentiments and include one other thing... as long as it doesn't involve me.

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Posted: 3 Jun 07 17:54
Hey each to their own. Get a good chiropractor though.



 
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