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Buck E Filbert
Writer Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Think Jerry is going to find God waiting for him with open arms for all the good he did for humanity?
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Moose&Squirell
Writer Location: Hawaii/Las Vegas Registered: 19 Mar 05 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Only if he had a relationship with Jesus Christ. Period.
Amen. M&S:) |
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Buck E Filbert
Writer Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I did a spoof earlier on him, rather he did a spoof on himself and i just copied it into a text program and posted it on The Spoof . Point being I ended it with Amen too.
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Moose&Squirell
Writer Location: Hawaii/Las Vegas Registered: 19 Mar 05 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
amen=means:
So be it. M&S:) |
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Here's my take on it: Jerry Falwell Passes Away - Bush Will Miss Him
Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You, Cal-el |
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Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude |
"BONG - - - SPLAT"
That was the sound Thor's hammer made when it smacked Falwell: GOD'S PROXY IS DEAD Gnarly |
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NickFun
Bootylicious Location: Location: Location! Registered: 26 Jan 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
God will be waiting for him with a broom handle and a cattle prod.
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Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude |
If there is a Christian God, then I'm afraid poor ol' Jerry's had a very rude shock by now - and Lucifer's rubbing his hands over all that nice, saturated, greasy fat that just came in to run the fires of Hell.
Couldn't happen to a better candidate either! Thor's hammer rules! |
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank God for Thor's Hammer. lol
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Buck E Filbert
Writer Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What really sucks is they're going to make that fat piece of s**t out to be a great American hero. There are people arrested for perpatrating hate crimes that don't even come close to spreading the hate that hypocrite spread like the manure he preached
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
lol I made a remark similar to that at the end of this piece:
The Old Bible to Be Replaced by TheSpoof.com 2.0 |
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Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude |
Trouble is, evnen though that fat piece of s**t was always blathering off and in the public eye, he ran a distant second to: PAT ROBERTSON!!!! Un-Frickin' Believable! Just shows there are many people who will eagerly buy into (literally) almost anything in the name of 'religion'. Gnarly |
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Buck E Filbert
Writer Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Organized religion is the scurge of man. I think religion is the most twisted game Satan has played on humanity.
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Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude |
Well it's for damned sure ol' Satan is making a pop tart out of Falwell as we speak.
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yep. Pat Robertson easily the bigger, more evil, sinister ****e. Falwell kinda deputy asshole. Should be a national holiday declared when he snuffs it.
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Jalapenoman
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Personally, I'd say Buchanan is worse than Falwell or Robertson.
I do know a guy who once conned Robertson. I guess its true that other con artists make the biggest and greediest patsies. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pat Robertson tried to do a £2 bilion deal with Royal Bank of Scotland in 2002 before the UK cops got onto him and threatened to allow the UK newspapers to publish his UK racketeering partners. Buchanan is maybe a bit less vociferous and less televised. Maybe they're equal soultmates. |
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Gnarly Erik
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Buchanan is 'way dumber than Pat Robertson and nowhere near as rich. What does that say? Just Google 'em both and you'll see what I mean.
Gnarly |
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Mike Rowave
Writer Location: Florida Registered: 29 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I may not agree with all of Jerry Falwell's views, but he did a great thing with the Moral Majority.
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Gnarly Erik
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Like whut? Like helping to enable a village idiot to make war on innocent Muslims? That whut you mean? Not sure the Muslims will agree . . . Like helping create a situation which has now killed nearly 3500 MORE Americans since 9/11? Not sure their families will agree . . . Like helping create more danger than ever for the good old U S of A? Hell, 75% of Americans don't agree with that either! That the "GREAT" thing you mean? Falwell's roasting on the grates of hell where he belongs! Gnarly |
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