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Buck E Filbert
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Posted: 16 May 07 04:42
Think Jerry is going to find God waiting for him with open arms for all the good he did for humanity?

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Posted: 16 May 07 04:45
Only if he had a relationship with Jesus Christ. Period.

Amen.

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Posted: 16 May 07 07:52
I did a spoof earlier on him, rather he did a spoof on himself and i just copied it into a text program and posted it on The Spoof . Point being I ended it with Amen too.
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Posted: 16 May 07 08:04
amen=means:

So be it.


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Posted: 16 May 07 15:52
Here's my take on it: Jerry Falwell Passes Away - Bush Will Miss Him

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Posted: 16 May 07 17:05
"BONG - - - SPLAT"

That was the sound Thor's hammer made when it smacked Falwell:

GOD'S PROXY IS DEAD

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Posted: 17 May 07 06:24
God will be waiting for him with a broom handle and a cattle prod.

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Posted: 17 May 07 14:02
If there is a Christian God, then I'm afraid poor ol' Jerry's had a very rude shock by now - and Lucifer's rubbing his hands over all that nice, saturated, greasy fat that just came in to run the fires of Hell.

Couldn't happen to a better candidate either!

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Posted: 18 May 07 03:46
Thank God for Thor's Hammer. lol

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Posted: 18 May 07 07:49
What really sucks is they're going to make that fat piece of s**t out to be a great American hero. There are people arrested for perpatrating hate crimes that don't even come close to spreading the hate that hypocrite spread like the manure he preached

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Posted: 18 May 07 14:05
lol I made a remark similar to that at the end of this piece:
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Posted: 18 May 07 17:16

Quote: Buck E Filbert

What really sucks is they're going to make that fat piece of s**t out to be a great American hero. There are people arrested for perpatrating hate crimes that don't even come close to spreading the hate that hypocrite spread like the manure he preached

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Trouble is, evnen though that fat piece of s**t was always blathering off and in the public eye, he ran a distant second to:

PAT ROBERTSON!!!!

Un-Frickin' Believable! Just shows there are many people who will eagerly buy into (literally) almost anything in the name of 'religion'.

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Posted: 18 May 07 19:41
Organized religion is the scurge of man. I think religion is the most twisted game Satan has played on humanity.

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Posted: 18 May 07 19:55
Well it's for damned sure ol' Satan is making a pop tart out of Falwell as we speak.

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Posted: 19 May 07 01:43
Yep. Pat Robertson easily the bigger, more evil, sinister ****e. Falwell kinda deputy asshole. Should be a national holiday declared when he snuffs it.

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Posted: 19 May 07 01:47
Personally, I'd say Buchanan is worse than Falwell or Robertson.

I do know a guy who once conned Robertson. I guess its true that other con artists make the biggest and greediest patsies.

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Posted: 19 May 07 01:54

Quote: Jalapenoman
Personally, I'd say Buchanan is worse than Falwell or Robertson.
I do know a guy who once conned Robertson. I guess its true that other con artists make the biggest and greediest patsies.


Pat Robertson tried to do a £2 bilion deal with Royal Bank of Scotland in 2002 before the UK cops got onto him and threatened to allow the UK newspapers to publish his UK racketeering partners.

Buchanan is maybe a bit less vociferous and less televised. Maybe they're equal soultmates.

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Posted: 20 May 07 02:21
Buchanan is 'way dumber than Pat Robertson and nowhere near as rich. What does that say? Just Google 'em both and you'll see what I mean.

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Posted: 29 May 07 01:05
I may not agree with all of Jerry Falwell's views, but he did a great thing with the Moral Majority.

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Posted: 29 May 07 01:56

Quote: Mike Rowave

I may not agree with all of Jerry Falwell's views, but he did a great thing with the Moral Majority.
Like whut? Like helping to enable a village idiot to make war on innocent Muslims?

That whut you mean? Not sure the Muslims will agree . . .

Like helping create a situation which has now killed nearly 3500 MORE Americans since 9/11? Not sure their families will agree . . .

Like helping create more danger than ever for the good old U S of A? Hell, 75% of Americans don't agree with that either!

That the "GREAT" thing you mean?

Falwell's roasting on the grates of hell where he belongs!

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