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Totally unbelievable!

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

Mark,

Only in Sudan and other parts of the middle east....and Arkansas, and Alabama, and Mississippi, and Tennessee......

I'd apply for the job as a condom tester, but they don't make condoms big enough for Texans.

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

I'd apply for the job as a condom tester, but they don't make condoms big enough for Texans.

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

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Or Dentures!

Or barf bags . . .

It's mighty quiet down Texas way.............................


Now!


Was'nt that few seconds of peace nice?

Your Welcome

Fergus.

Boy's head stuck in toilet seat

Firefighter Chris Cox said: "We put some dish washing liquid on his head and ears and it slid off nice as pie.

The Boeing 737 stuck in city road


A spoof that doesn't need any more spoofery...

That's amazing.

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The plane is causing problems for local businesses

"Saturday night I shut shop and go home and everything is fine," he told the BBC news website.

"Sunday morning when I get here, this aircraft is here outside my restaurant!"

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His friend Ankur Rane said, "It's fascinating to see an airplane on the roads when one is only used to seeing cars and auto rickshaws."

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lol

Sad story now, follow up to Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat, his 'wife' has now died.

Sudan's famous goat 'wife' dies

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After the marriage, Rose had a male kid - but "not a human one" - Mr Rhodes said, hastily.

The "husband", Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe.

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http://www.banderasnews.com/0611/nw-****ing-austria.htm

I don't think I need to explain the gist of this one.

PS - Where the asterix's appear in the hyperlink above, replace with the letters f, u, c and k.

From tonight's London Evening Standard:

Cleese? A Load of rubbish

A New Zealand town has taken revenge over a slur by John Cleese unofficially renaming its rubbish tip after him.

The former Monty Python star said during a visit last year that he hated Palmerston North, dsecribing it as the "suicide capital of New Zealand".

Now an anonymous prankster has put up a sign at the local Awapuni Landfill headed "Mt Cleese" with the line: "All manner of crap happily recycled".

No internet link, newspaper edition only source.
qm

Move over Big Brother - here comes the Big Donor Show!

Outcry over TV kidney competition

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It reminds me of a show I saw once where a group of guys were pitching a spoof game show where the objective was to get pregnant. The show was to be of the Big Brother style, where a group of couples would be locked up in a house and expected to make a baby.

Expecting a horrified response, the board was instead very interested in the show. One of the concerns was it may be 'unfair' as it would depend on the menstrual cycle of each contestant.

Madness!

I know I shouldn't laugh, but...

Wheelchair man gets highway ride

No one wants to own up...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6766657.stm

That picture they've got on there is pretty grim - it looks like some decomposing carcass or something.

I liked the video, the people's comments were funny

The English are just too prim and proper to suit me. I went to view the video and it said that it's FORBIDDEN. GEE! Over a bra??? (even if it WAS filled with grease and fat... was the fat from the woman who flushed the bra???)

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

Heheh, this is cool

Ear hair is world's longest

Kids news is the best!

I love the bag ladies being described as "both having grey hair!" Did they have wrinkly, possibly old skin, and smelled of lavenders and piss too? Are they described as "Partial to the odd herbal tablet, and moan about coloureds."

Are we talking about the same thing?

has anyone heard of the supposedly true ghost plastic ducks sailing the ocean for all eternity?, sorry I cant provide a link as was sent to me by email in full.

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Quote: carina-eta

has anyone heard of the supposedly true ghost plastic ducks sailing the ocean for all eternity?, sorry I cant provide a link as was sent to me by email in full.

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Here's the link: Ghost Plastic Ducks Sail for the Cornish Coast

Do you think the ghost plastic ducks want to mate with the ghost Cornish hens?

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

Im off to cornwall to get me a bag full of them valuable quackies!!!

Might be a good new item for McDonalds...after they add 40 grams of trans fat per serving of course.

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Quote: carina-eta

Im off to cornwall to get me a bag full of them valuable quackies!!!

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How do you catch ghost ducks? Are you a ghost writer?

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el