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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 17 Jul 07 23:17
Ethan,

I went through and read Paul's Wikepedia biography. I thought he was spoof worthy.

Here's something else for you not to laugh at (and to get picked up by Google):

Ron Paul Receives More Endorsements

Gnarly Erik
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Posted: 17 Jul 07 23:55

Quote: Jalapenoman

Ethan,

All politicians are fair game (except, apparently, your candidate). We will roast, lampoon, and skewer them all. If (maybe I should say "when") they say or do something

Cal's stuff, by the way, has always been in support of your candidate. He is almost as rabid a fan as you are. While he is not in the Ron Paul "butt buddy" club, he endorses this man.


In fact, Cal-el has made and posted at least TWO videos for Ron Paul, each one taking him considerable time, sweat and swearing to hear him tell it, so for a citizen, he IS part of the Paul Butt Buddy Club.

I myself LIKE some of the things Ron Paul has to say - but at the bottom he's still a Libertarian. Some of the things they go for aren't very people friendly so I doubt I would vote for him if given the choice. But who knows? It does depend on who else could be running - but it would definitely have to be the lesser of evils.

Despite all ETHAN's noise to the contrary, the bottom line is that 'his' candidate got dissed on and he didn't like it. Period. So, he takes it out on The Spoof in a spoiled little kid shotgun attack. Sounds a bit like an un-appreciated and under-advertised Rush Limbaugh for Ron Paul to me.

I hope he can get a life - perhaps beyond the bit of Sheakespeare he claims to read.

Semper Fi!
Gnarly

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 00:38
I have always found that the best candidates who actually make the most sense and tell the truth are generally some of the first ones to drop out. They are never left, when the primaries finally reach my state, for me to support.

I have not been able, in good conscience, to vote "for" more than one political candidate for president in my life (it was Dukakis, actually). All of my other votes have been "against" the candidate I dispised the most.

I don't really think Paul will last, though he might become a running mate (based solely on geography) if Guliani is the republican candidate.

Warren Redlich
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 02:32
Actually, I like the theory that Ethan works for the Onion. Either that or he's a raving lunatic. Hmm ... maybe both?

Thanks for getting us all fired up Ethan.

Oh, and by the way, I thought some of my articles were at least subtly supportive of Ron Paul, like the one about Ron Paul on Health Care, which, by the way, continues to get 8-12 views a day, some 2 weeks after it went live. What is wrong with people these days, reading crap like that?

carina-eta
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 10:26
(Ethan : OK, this has been fun. I'm done now. You can feel free to respond but I won't be reading it.)

Anyone who finds being slated by a group of people "fun" is deluding themselves- keep bitching folks, I guarantee Ethan is still reading but now I've posted this he won't be able to respond without looking like an idiot. Yay!


Jalapenoman
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 12:12
You mean he didn't look like an idiot before?

Who The Hell Is Mohit?
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 13:06
Ethan if you don't think we are funny, try writing something yourself.

And shut it or these guys will Boil Ethan with Ron Paul in Ethane.

Cal Jennings
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 13:13 - Edited By: Cal Jennings, 18 Jul 07 13:18
Ethan is probably an avid Guiliani supporter. Maybe he (or she) is the one who sent me the trojans, worms, and other malware.

Even I don't agree with everything that Ron Paul is for, but for me, he is a clear choice for pushing the reset button on this disaster that the U.S. government has become. I, for instance, don't like the idea of him getting rid of Social Security, but I support almost everything else he stands for.

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

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Posted: 18 Jul 07 14:04
G Keith Burgin
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 18:30
Ethan
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 19:04

Quote: Jalapenoman

Cal's stuff, by the way, has always been in support of your candidate. He is almost as rabid a fan as you are. While he is not in the Ron Paul "butt buddy" club, he endorses this man.



I never claimed that thespoof.com is anti Ron Paul. I just suggested the articles are not funny.

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Posted: 18 Jul 07 19:08

Quote: Gnarly Erik
Despite all ETHAN's noise to the contrary, the bottom line is that 'his' candidate got dissed on and he didn't like it. Period. So, he takes it out on The Spoof in a spoiled little kid shotgun attack. Sounds a bit like an un-appreciated and under-advertised Rush Limbaugh for Ron Paul to me.



This is not the bottom line. No one dissed Ron Paul. I never claimed any outrage over anything negative said about Ron Paul. My outrage was over poor non-comedic writing clogging up Google News and making it harder to find real stories. We know that you all can write (or at least type) but a disturbing number of you have trouble reading.

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Posted: 18 Jul 07 19:09

Quote: Jalapenoman

I don't really think Paul will last, though he might become a running mate (based solely on geography) if Guliani is the republican candidate.


Are you kidding? Ron Paul and Giuliani? This will not be happening. Giuliani want a police state and Ron Paul wants next to no state. They are polar opposites.

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Posted: 18 Jul 07 19:11

Quote: carina-eta

(Ethan : OK, this has been fun. I'm done now. You can feel free to respond but I won't be reading it.)

Anyone who finds being slated by a group of people "fun" is deluding themselves- keep bitching folks, I guarantee Ethan is still reading but now I've posted this he won't be able to respond without looking like an idiot. Yay!


I came back because I am egotistical. When I searched Google News today and saw two articles written about me on the spoof, I was drawn back. I guess this is my 15 minutes of fame. Some people get it on MTV or the evening news. I get it at the spoof. Such is life.

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Posted: 18 Jul 07 19:12

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Ethan if you don't think we are funny, try writing something yourself.

And shut it or these guys will Boil Ethan with Ron Paul in Ethane.


I never claimed to be funny. I claimed that people here are not. However, this whole feud has really increased my affinity for this site.

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Posted: 18 Jul 07 19:13

Quote: Cal Jennings

Ethan is probably an avid Guiliani supporter. Maybe he (or she) is the one who sent me the trojans, worms, and other malware.




Nope. If I had to pick a second candidate, it would be Bloomberg. If I had to pick a second candidate who is running, it would be Obama. I wouldn't feel good about that one though.

G Keith Burgin
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 19:14
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Ethan Show.

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Posted: 18 Jul 07 20:56

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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Ethan Show.


I know I am enjoying it. Ever since my parents died and I had to move to the orphanage, I have been dying for such attention.

queen mudder
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 21:05
Carina Eta lives up to her name and wins the big bet on this thread.

Maybe Ethan really is Ron Paul.

Gnarly Erik
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 21:08

Quote: Ethan


Quote: G Keith Burgin

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Ethan Show.


I know I am enjoying it. Ever since my parents died and I had to move to the orphanage, I have been dying for such attention.
Gad! And he promised well over a day ago, and here he's back again! - I quote:

"OK, this has been fun. I'm done now. You can feel free to respond but I won't be reading it." - ETHAN

Is there no honor left ANYWHERE in the world? Makes an old gnarly one like me p-r-e-t-t-y damned disappointed, I'm a-telling you!

Whoo-ee!

Gnarly


G Keith Burgin
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 21:42 - Edited By: G Keith Burgin, 18 Jul 07 22:14
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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 22:51
Go Ethan!!!!!!


Fergus.

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keep myself to myself really,
Never been one for arguing,



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Posted: 18 Jul 07 23:33 - Edited By: Moose&Squirell, 18 Jul 07 23:36
Ethan is right!

There is no reason to spoof Ron Paul.


LOLLLLL!!!

We read Peno-Man's Story...

Ron Paul Receives More Political Endorsements


Like we said before...There is just NO reason.

He is already self-spoofed!

M&S:)

P.S. (H)Ethen?! Your 15 minutes are up!!

carina-eta
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Posted: 18 Jul 07 23:40
If the Spoof's stories aren't funny and Ethan doesnt claim to be funny then surely he is well qualified to write. He signed up as a writer when he could've just added a post on general discussion. I think Ethan needs to step it up a notch and write something.(other than a post)

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 19 Jul 07 00:58
Yes Ethan, you obviously are as talentless as we poor bastards and lasses are, get off your flabby fat ass (your description not mine) and write a story!!! We don't mind the criticism and we obviously relish conflict, so come on, take it to the next level buddy!!! ("buddy" meant in the, non-homophobic sense of course).....oh and it strikes me if you are not laughing at our stories and these posts, you might want to get an ekg done.




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