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A difficult question to phrase but are any of you working 'professionally' on the comedy writing circuit in the UK? as i would like to do some work experience/shadowing.

I can multi-task as good as a woman.

I work hard and long for little/no pay like a Russian.

I can fetch and deliver items like a well trained beagle.

I make an excellent frapp/cappuccino.

I like taking orders.

Thanks

What about the rest?

Sorry, how do you mean?

Your location is interesting.

everything you read is a spoof.

I thought about that.

The company I work for is a lot like " the comedy scene."
After you have had your first breakdown it seems even more hilarious.

at least you see the funny side of it!

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Quote: Candice Hitler

A difficult question to phrase but are any of you working 'professionally' on the comedy writing circuit in the UK? as i would like to do some work experience/shadowing.

I can multi-task as good as a woman.

I work hard and long for little/no pay like a Russian.

I can fetch and deliver items like a well trained beagle.

I make an excellent frapp/cappuccino.

I like taking orders.
Thanks

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Are you serious?

Is this a Spoof?

Fergus.

No. I would genuinely like to do work experience/shadowing for a comedy writer. I listed these attributes, although comically presented, as characteristics normally required by work experience people. I realsie that i am unlikely to be offered a placement, for example, with Chris Morris where my role will be to actually contribute to the work. I appreciate that i will mostly be a subsidiary player at first.

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Quote: Candice Hitler

A difficult question to phrase but are any of you working 'professionally' on the comedy writing circuit in the UK? as i would like to do some work experience/shadowing.

I can multi-task as good as a woman.

I work hard and long for little/no pay like a Russian.

I can fetch and deliver items like a well trained beagle.

I make an excellent frapp/cappuccino.

I like taking orders.

Thanks

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Candice,

I'm not in the UK, or writer by profession, but sometimes I feel like my day working with 13 and 14-year olds is written into a comedy sketch someplace. And can I say that all of the attributes that you mentioned would serve you well as a middle grades instructor. All, except the last one.

Good luck finding your gig.

King

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Quote: Candice Hitler

A difficult question to phrase but are any of you working 'professionally' on the comedy writing circuit in the UK? as i would like to do some work experience/shadowing.

I can multi-task as good as a woman.

I work hard and long for little/no pay like a Russian.

I can fetch and deliver items like a well trained beagle.

I make an excellent frapp/cappuccino.

I like taking orders.

Thanks

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Candice you will have to do something spectacular to draw the right attention - then they will come to you in droves!

I will. I have a secret project on the boil. Watch this space!

That's two hours already...

I admire your determination. Ex SAS?

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Quote: Candice Hitler
I can multi-task as good as a woman.

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I thought you were a woman? Are you a she-male?

Jesus Budda

yes.

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Quote: Candice Hitler

yes.

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She-males are very popular nowadays. You can make quite a bit of money appearing at weddings demanding cash in return for not flashing, you know.
Or maybe thats eunuchs....
Do you sleep, Candice Hitler? I'm beginning to think that you live inside my computer because you do keep popping up evey time I log on - or maybe thats just a coincidence.

Jesus Budda

I take not being serious very seriously

I sense a temper tantrum coming on...Watch Out Poland!

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Quote: Candice Hitler

I will. I have a secret project on the boil. Watch this space!

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I would not under-estimate the potential of our Ms Hitler.

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Quote: Professor Ransakka Ph.D

Candice you will have to do something spectacular to draw the right attention - then they will come to you in droves!

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Does that apply to writing also? Would running the naked mile count?

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Quote: Passion Vine House

Would running the naked mile count?

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I've heard of the Golden Mile...where could I find this one? It sounds intriguing!

Are you telling me that we DON'T get paid for writing this stuff?.Candace,are you any relation to Viv Hitler the narcoleptic comic,who was in a few episodes of Hill street Blues?

one and the same.