Ralph Nader - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ralph Nader. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ralph Nader would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Ralph Nader's diary, as written by 'Dan Bristol'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2004

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June 2004


Friday 25 June 044

Hot on the campaign trail, but have hit a snag. While doing a whistlestop at the De Moines YMCA, I stripped naked, stuck peacock feathers in my ass,...

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May 2004


Tuesday 11 May 044

Dear Diary, Sometimes I like to blow bubbles out my ass and pretend I'm on the "Lawrence Welk" show.

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Friday 07 May 044

Dear Diary, I think, instead of supporting the Green Party platform, I'm going to start pushing the "Kill the Seals" platform.

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Wednesday 05 May 044

Dear Diary, Today I drew pictures with my crayons and then Ross Perot came over and we played Chutes & Ladders and it was cool and Mom made us...

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Sunday 02 May 044

NADER STRONG! NADER BIG! NADER WIN ELECTION AND KICK BUSH'S TUSHIE! I sure do like my toys!...

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April 2004


Thursday 29 April 044

Dear Diary, Today I "designed an avatar" which is new age liberalspeak for "stole a copyrighted image, modified it for my own us...

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Wednesday 28 April 044

Dear Diary, Bob Dole's been picking on me about being sexually ambiguous.

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Wednesday 28 April 044

I feel like I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.

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