Ralph Nader - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ralph Nader. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ralph Nader would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary today I decided to come out of the closet, I admit I had wanted to come out sooner but could not find the time. I have always admired the...
Dear Diary, Today I decided to sue the US. I'll drop the suit if they let me be President. If not, then they'll pay!...
Ha Ha! I am so evil..still! I went out and bought a Kermit factory, and we are puttin' little wee-wee's on the Kermys. That way children will...
Dear Diary, I am sooooo wicked . Today I threw four Big Mac wrappers and a large soda cup out of my Ford Excursion window as I was...
Dear Diary, I know I should have focused more on my campaign today, but I just could not get my mind off that poor girl with the burnt hiney. I...
Hot on the campaign trail, but have hit a snag. While doing a whistlestop at the De Moines YMCA, I stripped naked, stuck peacock feathers in my ass,...
Dear Diary, Sometimes I like to blow bubbles out my ass and pretend I'm on the "Lawrence Welk" show.
I think, instead of supporting the Green Party platform, I'm going to start pushing the "Kill the Seals" platform.
Message To Marco Rubio:
If you wish to express the incompetence of the President, you must express it in a competent way.
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