Ralph Nader - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ralph Nader. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ralph Nader would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary today I decided to come out of the closet, I admit I had wanted to come out sooner but could not find the time. I have always admired the...
Dear Diary, Today I decided to sue the US. I'll drop the suit if they let me be President. If not, then they'll pay!...
Ha Ha! I am so evil..still! I went out and bought a Kermit factory, and we are puttin' little wee-wee's on the Kermys. That way children will...
Dear Diary, I am sooooo wicked . Today I threw four Big Mac wrappers and a large soda cup out of my Ford Excursion window as I was...
Dear Diary, I know I should have focused more on my campaign today, but I just could not get my mind off that poor girl with the burnt hiney. I...
Hot on the campaign trail, but have hit a snag. While doing a whistlestop at the De Moines YMCA, I stripped naked, stuck peacock feathers in my ass,...
Dear Diary, Sometimes I like to blow bubbles out my ass and pretend I'm on the "Lawrence Welk" show.
I think, instead of supporting the Green Party platform, I'm going to start pushing the "Kill the Seals" platform.
Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations may offendPeople all over the World who 'just can't wear green' may cause Saint Pat's Day Celebrations to be rethought.
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