Ralph Nader - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ralph Nader. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ralph Nader would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2004


Saturday 16 October 044

Dear Diary today I decided to come out of the closet, I admit I had wanted to come out sooner but could not find the time. I have always admired the...

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August 2004


Thursday 26 August 044

Dear Diary, Today I decided to sue the US. I'll drop the suit if they let me be President. If not, then they'll pay!...

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July 2004


Monday 12 July 044

Ha Ha! I am so evil..still! I went out and bought a Kermit factory, and we are puttin' little wee-wee's on the Kermys. That way children will...

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Tuesday 06 July 044

Dear Diary, I am sooooo wicked . Today I threw four Big Mac wrappers and a large soda cup out of my Ford Excursion window as I was...

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Saturday 03 July 044

Dear Diary, I know I should have focused more on my campaign today, but I just could not get my mind off that poor girl with the burnt hiney. I...

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June 2004


Friday 25 June 044

Hot on the campaign trail, but have hit a snag. While doing a whistlestop at the De Moines YMCA, I stripped naked, stuck peacock feathers in my ass,...

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May 2004


Tuesday 11 May 044

Dear Diary, Sometimes I like to blow bubbles out my ass and pretend I'm on the "Lawrence Welk" show.

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Friday 07 May 044

Dear Diary, I think, instead of supporting the Green Party platform, I'm going to start pushing the "Kill the Seals" platform.

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