John Prescott - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of John Prescott. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by John Prescott would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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May 2012

Saturday 26 May 1212

sad news about Robin Gibb. A good friend, a brilliant musician and a man who turned all of us into wannabe Travoltas! As in wanting to get on the d...

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Friday 25 May 1212

Life is tweet for me. I have 132,000 followers on twitter. If any newspaper prints something about me which is a lie, I can tell my followers and t...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

What's all this about someone throwing an egg at Labour leader Ed Miliband? Were they aiming for me by any chance? I'm on the next bus down to Sout...

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April 2012

Tuesday 24 April 1212

Have to admit that I John Leslie Prescott, Baron Prescott have a little man crush. On a man called Tim. Not just any old Tim though. Tim Burgess fr...

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Saturday 21 April 1212

HULL CITY council leader Steve Brady has delivered a scathing attack on moves to replace police authorities with directly elected commissioners. I...

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Tuesday 17 April 1212

Taxi for Cameron? The news has just broken that owner of the Addision Lee car-hire service has donated money to the Tories and coincidentally(?) a...

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Saturday 14 April 1212

Emma Hoddinot has just tweeted "Looking forward to welcoming @johnprescott to Wickersley, Bramley, Sunnyside and Flanderwell this morning!" Crikey.

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Saturday 07 April 1212

Last weekend I visited Brighton to hand out pasties in a political move to embarrass the government after the budget saw VAT added to hot pasties.

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