John Prescott - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of John Prescott. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by John Prescott would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary Going round to Queenies later, going to talk about my knighthood. Got to stop at Maccie D's on the way, then on to BK and KFC. Go...
Dear fellow sick people of the city of london, Lunch is ready Johnyumyum!...
I know it's been a while. I shouldn't have kept you waiting but I'm here now. Britney Spears' BREAK THE ICE was stuck in my head all day! Damn!...
Anvil Shortage in USAThe Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
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