John Prescott - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of John Prescott. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by John Prescott would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2012


Saturday 25 August 1212

Part of a letter in the Observer, from Grant Shapps MP, Minister for Housing: "John Prescott's claim of a government conspiracy to stop his candida...

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Friday 24 August 1212

I'm been called many things over the years. A communist, Left jab, Two jags and a turn-coat among the many - but the best I can recall was by a...

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Thursday 23 August 1212

The Lib-Dem supporters page wrote this: Yesterday saw the launch by the think-tank Policy Exchange of a report entitled Ending Expensive Social Ten...

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Wednesday 22 August 1212

Forget Glastonbury: Cleethorpes' very own music festival was the only place to be seen at the weekend! Thousands of music-lovers were treated to...

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Tuesday 21 August 1212

When I arrived in Grimsby's St James' Square, I immediately demanded to know who was responsible for vandalism to the Fishermen's Memorial. Several t...

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Monday 20 August 1212

With a nationwide shake-up of the police coming, I told Joe Shute why I am stepping out of my slippers to patrol the streets of Hull. It is a time...

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Sunday 19 August 1212

My nephew Colin Prescott, 23, who works at Mega Mart St Helens Ltd - a company renting out space to small traders - is facing legal action aft...

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Saturday 18 August 1212

Me and the Conservative candidate Matthew Grove vying for the role of Humberside Police and Crime Commissioner outlined our priorities during a visit...

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A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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