John Prescott - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of John Prescott. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by John Prescott would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012

Monday 10 September 1212

I was in Beverley last Thursday. Hoping for support for my bid to become the region's new police and crime commissioner in advance of the election...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

I had to confessed, as I mention the other day in my diary: On prime time TV, I'd put my wife's wedding dress into the rubbish. On All Star Mr...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

My marriage has survived 50 years. More than two terms in office, my affairs, my lying about not accepting honours and an egg-throwing gaffe or two...

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Friday 07 September 1212

I have admitted that my wife Pauline's wedding dress ended up on a rubbish tip after I grew tired of carrying it around during house moves. I made...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

I'm thinking of complaining about the food supplied in hte House of Lords again. It's crap, and costs too much. The other day I had: Cauliflower...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

On Top Gear site: It also said that I only wrote the column to annoy the Road Test Editor of Top Gear magazine. "A tad wasteful", they suggested, d...

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Tuesday 04 September 1212

I burst into song after the anti-NHS Bill petition reached 100,000 signatures. True to my word, I posted a video of me performing the aptly titled...

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Monday 03 September 1212

Candidacy for Police and Crime Commissioner for Humberside I said I would spend the next four months touring the region listening to people's conce...

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Feeling Old

I got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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