George W. Bush - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of George W. Bush. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George W. Bush would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2004


Wednesday 28 July 04

Look at that. I'm running against a gay man.

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Monday 26 July 04

OOH! Guess what happened today. You aren't guessing!...

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Monday 19 July 04

Today I had a great idea. I am going to release Little Bush Dolls!!!! Everyone will love them! You can press my tummy and I say, "Die Osama."...

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Tuesday 13 July 04

Dear Diary, Today i was reading the newspaper. I looked at the comics and i saw a stupid dog dancing. I laughed, and then i choked on a pret...

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Monday 12 July 04

Dear Diary, Today I was givin' a speech in Illinois and there was a terrorist attack!!! I kid you not, I was attacked. Elmo came and.

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Tuesday 06 July 04

Dearest Diary, Today was a big ol' busy day! I watched the Simple Life 2, and then me an' Dick played checkers.

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Sunday 04 July 04

Dear Diary: This has been the bestest Fire Boom Boom Day ever. I love blowin stuff up. Dick and I had a roman candle fight in the dining room...

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Saturday 03 July 04

Dear Diary, Today I was so mad at Ashcroft that I had to spit.

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