George W. Bush - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of George W. Bush. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George W. Bush would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Look at that. I'm running against a gay man.
OOH! Guess what happened today. You aren't guessing!...
Today I had a great idea. I am going to release Little Bush Dolls!!!! Everyone will love them! You can press my tummy and I say, "Die Osama."...
Dear Diary, Today i was reading the newspaper. I looked at the comics and i saw a stupid dog dancing. I laughed, and then i choked on a pret...
Dear Diary, Today I was givin' a speech in Illinois and there was a terrorist attack!!! I kid you not, I was attacked. Elmo came and.
Dearest Diary, Today was a big ol' busy day! I watched the Simple Life 2, and then me an' Dick played checkers.
Dear Diary: This has been the bestest Fire Boom Boom Day ever. I love blowin stuff up. Dick and I had a roman candle fight in the dining room...
Dear Diary, Today I was so mad at Ashcroft that I had to spit.
Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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