George W. Bush - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of George W. Bush. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George W. Bush would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Look at that. I'm running against a gay man.
OOH! Guess what happened today. You aren't guessing!...
Today I had a great idea. I am going to release Little Bush Dolls!!!! Everyone will love them! You can press my tummy and I say, "Die Osama."...
Dear Diary, Today i was reading the newspaper. I looked at the comics and i saw a stupid dog dancing. I laughed, and then i choked on a pret...
Dear Diary, Today I was givin' a speech in Illinois and there was a terrorist attack!!! I kid you not, I was attacked. Elmo came and.
Dearest Diary, Today was a big ol' busy day! I watched the Simple Life 2, and then me an' Dick played checkers.
Dear Diary: This has been the bestest Fire Boom Boom Day ever. I love blowin stuff up. Dick and I had a roman candle fight in the dining room...
Dear Diary, Today I was so mad at Ashcroft that I had to spit.
Anvil Shortage in USAThe Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
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