George W. Bush - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of George W. Bush. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George W. Bush would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Wednesday 16 December 099

December 16th - Been considering how to let mother know that I don't want hankies for Christmas. Every fucking year for the last 25, that's all I've g...

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Friday 11 December 099

December 11th - Two weeks till The Lord's birthday. I've been considerisationalising as to what to buy him. I may go for Pictionary.

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Wednesday 09 December 099

It sure is good not being in the White House. I can sit at home and scratch my balls in by backyard......heaven!...

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November 2009


Thursday 26 November 099

June 6, 2009 Dear diary: Celebrated my first birthday since leaving office. Arnold Schwazenneger was there. I never realized how big his miscles...

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Monday 23 November 099

November, 2009 Dear Diary, W. Here. Laura thinks I'm on the bottle but I'm not. I'm still on the tit. "Not, not, pot full of snot!" I said...

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Tuesday 03 November 099

November, 2009 Dear Diary, W. Here. I wish Cheney hadn't asked me that question during his call here this morning. He was asking about the...

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October 2009


Friday 30 October 099

October, Somewhere near the end. Dear Diary, W. Here. Poor old Osama is trying his ding-donging best of finding some way to complimenting his...

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Thursday 29 October 099

October Almost Gone, 2009 Dear Diary, W. Here. I have to admit that President Osama has a way with words that I simply cannot talk. For in...

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