George W. Bush - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of George W. Bush. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George W. Bush would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2005
Friday 30 December 05
Dear Diary, Christmas was not a good one. All I got was a bunch of coal. Why couldn't I get any oil? Santa didn't even take the cookies...
November 2005
Wednesday 30 November 05
Cousin Jed coming over with Gramma, Ellie May and Jethro for grits and moonshine. Must tell Laura not to mention the lost fortune...old Jed still smar...
September 2005
Saturday 10 September 05
Dear Diary: I don't know what happened. I was on vacation, thinking to myself, "I'll be damned if I'm going to cut a good day...
Monday 05 September 05
DEAR DAIRY todays security threat level has been lowered to FUSCHIA. I think it is a pretty color. Orange and red and yellow are so ugly. they...
August 2005
Saturday 20 August 05
Heh heh , didn't wash my hands this morning stupid campaigns...
Saturday 20 August 05
Friday, August 19, 2005: Dear Diary, I'm haunted by the recurring nightmare of waking up next to Cindy Sheehan. And I'm having this growing ap...
Thursday 11 August 05
This Sindy Ceehan or whatever her name is is giving me one of those head pain things. I would use the military to get her out of here, but I think th...
Wednesday 03 August 05
What a coop(that's Frenchy for I Got'm!) I pulled t'day! I put my ol'pal, Jonny Bolton in as our ambassadour to the U.N.(why we gotta...
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