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Wolf Blitzer - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wolf Blitzer. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wolf Blitzer would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2006
October 2006
Sunday 08 October 06
Dear Diary, I must be quite a boring fellow. No one is reading my diary entries. I'm not even reading them. In fact, I'm not writing th...
August 2006
Friday 04 August 06
Diary, I haven't told this to anyone in the whole wide world. Not even my parents, though I think they suspect.
June 2006
Monday 26 June 06
Man, I'm going to MSNBC. Have they got babes! Oh, gotta go...
Wednesday 21 June 06
SICK of CNN. Don't pay me enough to be around all those horse-faced "women" anyway. They're beginning to call me The Jockey behind...
May 2006
Tuesday 09 May 06
Why on Earth does anyone even want to read my diary, anyway?...
Friday 05 May 06
You know, my name can be rearranged to say "Berlitz Flow" or "For Well Bitz".
April 2006
Tuesday 11 April 06
And I'm not sure how I got this stupid name, either.
March 2006
Monday 13 March 06
Even I can't figure out how I got this job.
New Fun-Sized Icebergs
Giant iceberg spotted this summer had shrunk to a smaller iceberg and now laughable little ice cubes that many boats ram into for the fun of it.
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