Wolf Blitzer - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wolf Blitzer. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wolf Blitzer would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, I must be quite a boring fellow. No one is reading my diary entries. I'm not even reading them. In fact, I'm not writing th...
Diary, I haven't told this to anyone in the whole wide world. Not even my parents, though I think they suspect.
Man, I'm going to MSNBC. Have they got babes! Oh, gotta go...
SICK of CNN. Don't pay me enough to be around all those horse-faced "women" anyway. They're beginning to call me The Jockey behind...
Why on Earth does anyone even want to read my diary, anyway?...
You know, my name can be rearranged to say "Berlitz Flow" or "For Well Bitz".
And I'm not sure how I got this stupid name, either.
Even I can't figure out how I got this job.
Spanish senator blames country's 1 trillion euro debt on homosexualsLuz Elena Sanin says every Spanish gay has been subsidised at around one million dollars apiece by the European Union since 1997. Jeez....
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