Wolf Blitzer - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Wolf Blitzer. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wolf Blitzer would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2006


Sunday 08 October 066

Dear Diary, I must be quite a boring fellow. No one is reading my diary entries. I'm not even reading them. In fact, I'm not writing th...

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August 2006


Friday 04 August 066

Diary, I haven't told this to anyone in the whole wide world. Not even my parents, though I think they suspect.

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June 2006


Monday 26 June 066

Man, I'm going to MSNBC. Have they got babes! Oh, gotta go...

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Wednesday 21 June 066

SICK of CNN. Don't pay me enough to be around all those horse-faced "women" anyway. They're beginning to call me The Jockey behind...

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May 2006


Tuesday 09 May 066

Why on Earth does anyone even want to read my diary, anyway?...

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Friday 05 May 066

You know, my name can be rearranged to say "Berlitz Flow" or "For Well Bitz".

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April 2006


Tuesday 11 April 066

And I'm not sure how I got this stupid name, either.

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March 2006


Monday 13 March 066

Even I can't figure out how I got this job.

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