Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012

Monday 31 December 1212

So after beating Newcastle 7-3 all the talk of me being sacked has stopped. Now we are back in the top 5, with a game in hand on north london rival...

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Sunday 30 December 1212

Arsenal 7 Newcastle 3 Theo Walcott scored a hat-trick after playing as centre-forward. Our other goals were from Podolski, Giroud and Oxlade-Chamb...

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Saturday 29 December 1212

My former assistant manager Pat Rice, who retired at the end of last season, has been awarded an MBE by the Queen for services to football after 40+ y...

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Sunday 02 December 1212

Arsenal 0 Swansea 2 Today was awful. Flat, dull, uninspiring, lack of confidence. And that was just my after match interview with Moose from Talk...

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November 2012

Monday 19 November 1212

Arsenal 5 Mertesacker 24 Podolski 42 Giroud 45 Cazorla 60 Walcott 90 Tottenham 2 Adebayor 10 Bale 71 Oh how I enjoy days like these. The noisy n...

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Sunday 11 November 1212

Arsenal 3 Fulham 3 Arsenal goalscorers: Giroud 2, Podolski Fulham goalscorers: Berbatov 2, Kacaniklic Disappointing result, as we were 2-0 up,...

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October 2012

Wednesday 31 October 1212

Capital One Cup 4th Round. Reading 5 Arsenal 7 Well that was an amazing game. I made eleven changes from the team which beat QPR 1-0 at the weekend...

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Friday 26 October 1212

What a cray-zeeeeeeeeeeeeeee week! Beaten 1-0 at Norwich on saturday, criticized by environment groups for flying there instead of driving. The id...

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