Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Tuesday 22 December 099

The snow is making is very hard to train. If we don't win the title this year, it will be because the the fucking English weather. It's SO much nicer...

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Saturday 12 December 099

December 12th - My name is not Arsehole Wanker for your information, so please stop calling me that.

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November 2009


Saturday 07 November 099

Dear Diary, I am beginning to fear you are the only one reading this. I do not have a clue why that surprises me, seeing as you are my personal dia...

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Thursday 05 November 099

Dear Diary, I am standing out here in the freezing cold feeling like a complete homme stupide. Luckily I get good 3G reception outside the pub.

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Thursday 05 November 099

Today is a good day for me and Arsenal football club. We put in a great performance last night, and deserved our win against the AZ of Alkmaar. We...

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