Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
The snow is making is very hard to train. If we don't win the title this year, it will be because the the fucking English weather. It's SO much nicer...
December 12th - My name is not Arsehole Wanker for your information, so please stop calling me that.
Dear Diary, I am beginning to fear you are the only one reading this. I do not have a clue why that surprises me, seeing as you are my personal dia...
Dear Diary, I am standing out here in the freezing cold feeling like a complete homme stupide. Luckily I get good 3G reception outside the pub.
Today is a good day for me and Arsenal football club. We put in a great performance last night, and deserved our win against the AZ of Alkmaar. We...
Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To CeilingA new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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