Al Queda claim responsibility for Icelandic ash cloud

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

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A volcano somewhere

According to leading Al Queda members, news about the Icelandic ash cloud is nothing but "Western propaganda aimed as discrediting volcanoes in Iceland sympathetic to the recent loss of Al Queda leader Oscar Bin Liner."

Speaking from the Al Queda headquarters in a cave in the hills of western Pakistan, conveniently located near an outpost of the Pakistan Ministry for Tourism (caves division), current leader of Al Queda, Mulla Yoghurti, said that his members were wholly responsible for the ash cloud.

Although not knowing where Iceland was or what a volcano is, Yoghurti went on to say that this marked the beginning of a new offensive by Al Queda and that normal human beings need to recognise that Al Queda is indeed very offensive.

He threatened to start the carpet bombing of key western targets, once, of course, he could guarantee supplies of reasonable carpets, as Yoghurti didn't want the West to think Al Queda would use any old sort of matting.

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