Police on the lookout for a naked man - abducted in Toronto

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 28 March 2011

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Police are on the lookout for a naked man - abducted in Toronto in broad daylight this morning. Unfortunately there were no onlookers with cell phones with video apps. and so no video is available but witnesses said the man was stripped and pushed kicking and screaming, into the back of a red sedan. His clothes were left behind.

Police ask anyone who spots a man NOT wearing a grey hoodie, blue jeans size 34, white shirt, white Nike running shoes size 9, and a black leather belt, to call CrimeHalters immediately.

It is not known if the abducted man has managed to escape, in which case he may have found some clothes to cover his nakedness so will, therefore, be more difficult to identify.

The discarded clothes are being sent to the forensic lab. in order to try and extract DNA to identify the victim or indeed, extract any DNA that may lead to the arrest of the abductors.

When asked to describe the naked man, one witness said,

"He was definitely white...very white....a REAL red-head, if you know what I mean...and he had a rather large dangly bit. Larger than average."

When asked to describe his facial features, all witnesses admitted that they had NOT been looking at this face.

If you have any information pertaining to this 'crime' please call CrimeHalters at the number above.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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