'Post-coital heart attack suspected' sobs Gary Moore girlfriend

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 7 February 2011

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Clean cut image: rumors about drugs and auto-erratic asphyxiation were quickly scotched today

Estepona, Spain - (Big Bang Theories): A lovely blond, suntanned young lady is in shock today amid fears a heady cocktail of champagne and love-making did it for Thin Lizzy guitarist Gary Moore.

The couple had been enjoying a winter break in Southern Spain and were last seen in the Kempinski Resort Hotel's bar enjoying Stolly Bollys and other delights.

Fair-haired Miss X was said by hotel bellhops today to be the guitarist's regular girlfriend and not just some groupie slut that gets a kick out of hanging around ageing musicians.

Moore, 58, who died in bed around 4am according to Spanish reports, had been dating the energetic young lady - believed to be 'about half his age' - as many old rockers often do.

The hotel management stressed today that there had been no impropriety in Moore's death.

"It is utterly false to assume that illegal substances found in the suite," the hotel concierge told reporters.

Rumors of auto-erratic asphyxiation - which 'did' for INXS musician Michael Hutchence and many others - were also quickly scotched.

A postmortem update is expected later today.

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