Written by queen mudder

Friday, 7 January 2011

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Aishwarya in a still from her smash hit movie Green Eyed Monster

Mumbai - (Botox Biz): Stunning green-eyed Bollywood goddess Aishwarya Rai is no longer the face of the international cosmetics giant.

She has been demoted by sultry Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto following a furor about Rai's skin lightening scams.

26 year-old Pinto was famously nominated for the Best Supporting Actress BAFTA for her knockout performance as Slumdog's Latika.

Her multi-million dollar contract is said to be worth double what Aishwarya was getting paid - plus a performance bonus related to any new under-25s sales.

At her Mumbai home today Rai was saying nothing.

Locals are speculating that she's in a sulk after being offered Jane Fonda's senior citizens' contract for skin lifting creams and grey-banishing hair dye kits.

Some also note that she's got a bit fat of late, her movies are bombing and that her husband of four years, Abhishek Bachchan, prefers the company of young males.

Pinto meanwhile is the subject of intense speculation that she's secretly married her Slumdog co-star Dev Patel.

She's currently starring as Phaedra in a movie called Immortals, due for release around her birthday in October.

Shilpa Shetty is 69.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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