German pitbull bites paedo's penis off in Paderborn!

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Sunday, 21 November 2010


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Pitbull saves German Gretel from flashing paedo! Well done!

Paderborn, Deutschland: Home of the Pied Piper of Hamlin (nearly) was the scene of something 'wunderbar' yesterday.

A young 5 year old girl, Gretel, (names have been changed for legal reasons) was swinging on the swings at the local playground accompanied by her mummy and daddy the owners of a pitbull called Fritz?

The parents left Hansel alone with Fritz to get a cup of coffee because they knew he would look after her.

Fritz though had to answer a call of nature and cocked his rear leg up a nearby oak tree when out of the bushes appeared Peter the local paedo, dirty old man!

Wearing his greasy ol raincoat he opened it up and was about to flash his pride and joy at Gretel, but Fritz sensed the danger, uncocked his rear leg, leaped 5 metres and bit off Peters penis in one smooth GNASH, ouch! Then spat it out, clever doggy.

Now Hansels mummy and daddy hate paedo's (just like the rest of us 'normal' people do) and they even belong to the German right political party called NSPD, who campaign against paedo's living anywhere near families and other things too?

This news story has caused a sensation in Germany, firstly because the poor old pitbull, mostly villified, has now turned hero. Secondly the villified NSDP have also go a bit of positive publicity and even Nick Griffin BNP leader sent his congratulations.

As for Peter the penisless paedo, he's in a prison hospital recovering after having the rest removed because he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life being a Eunuch paedo, he decided to have a sex transplantation (German tax-payers are paying for the pleasure) and is now called Petra.

A happy ending for everybody, jawohl!

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