Christians, Muslims and Jews unite against Sci-Fi based religions

Funny story written by matthatt

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

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In the beginning was the nerd, and the nerd was God.

All manner of space opera based argy-bargey has broken out this week in the mostly 18-30 white, overweight, spotty male demographic.

Followers of the two versions of Battlestar Galactica are at each others wattles over which Battlestar is best, and all this in the same week as The Jedi Church putting out a fat 'waaaaaa' sound, just because a humorist unintentionally weed in their pan galactic gargle blaster.

The 'Trekkies' are at it too, they are clucking and stroking their sparse goatees at 'Trekkers' who are claiming to be the true followers of James Tiberius Kirk, spiritual father of both groups, although neither wish to see it that way.

Science Fiction based fandom is starting to get so out of hand that some spiritual leaders of religions based on even older Sci-Fi stories like Judaism, Christianity and the other one that you cant mention or you get killed, have been holding emergency talks to come up with a solution to what they see as a potentially dangerous phenomannomanom...menomanom. doo dooooo da doo doo, phenomenon, doo doo doo doo.

'If all these chubby fan boys and girl geeks are starting, and joining, these bloody stupid religions based on nothing more than pure fantasy...' started one clerical elder, who then paused, looked thoughtful for a moment and then declined to go any further.

From what we can tell though, all of the old religions are so concerned that all the young people are joining Trek cults, Jedi gangs and Galactica groups, that there wont be anyone left to keep their own particular brands of fantasy based 'one true path' alive.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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