Man traps willy in Zip!

Written by Phrank Phraser

Monday, 25 August 2003

Willy, the famous dancing bear, who escaped after a circus matinee performance, has been successfully caught by a farmer in the village of Zip, forty kilometres north of Berlin.

"My Willy was a bit sore, and stiff, the next morning," said his owner Dick Nobb, " but after I massaged him for a bit, he started getting back to his frisky old self. "

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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