Beautiful Russian girls find man

Funny story written by churchmouse

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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Following a world-wide search via the internet, beautiful Russian girls Irma and Annelida Weetabixski have found the man they were looking for.

Irma - 26, long dark hair, likes tennis and the theatre said "We had popped down to the shops, and when we got back our brother Igor was missing. We were very worried and so we placed an advertisement on the internet which read:Beautiful Russian girls looking for you. We had loads of replys, - Martin Shuttlecock was never off the phone - but none of the calls were from Igor. I suppose we should have been more specific about who we were looking for".

Annelida - 24, blond, blue eyes, likes nature and animals takes up the story. "Fortunately, Igor was in the shed sorting out nails and screws and putting them in jam-jars, and he came in for his dinner an hour after we had placed the ad, and so we needn't of worried".

She went on to say "We would like to thank everyone who contacted us, and we will be returning Mr Shuttlecock's photographs to him".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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