Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 4 October 2010

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In Holland everything is back to front, ask Geert Wilders!

Geert Wilders, infamous Dutch politician, is in court attempting to prove he is certainly not Adolf Hitler.

Mijnheer Wilders in fact is telling the Truth, he cannot be Hitler, Hitler was Austrian and Geert comes from Limburg in Holland!

Many Dutch people would love the court to prove that Geert is Hitler, be rid of him or throw him to the lions. On the other hand many Dutch people love Geert and actually do believe he is Hitler (or someone like him?).

Mijnheer Wilders only quoted his truth in a democratic, free speech, liberal zone, called the Netherlands. This upset many Dutch people, especially those who carry a double passport i.e. Maroccan/Dutch, Turk/Dutch, etc and use Holland as a means to earning many bucks, but don't really want to be Dutch?

Now Geert is sitting in court defending his right to basically say what he thinks (and many Dutch people too) but the other Dutch (who have their heads up their butts according to Geert) didn't like that, hence Geert is in court pleading not guilty to being Hitler, but pleading guilty to saying what he believes in???

Holland is a complicated place i.e. The coffee shops who sell drugs out of the front door are legal, but the drugs they buy in through the back door are illegal??? (get it?)

Geert Wilders also requires 24 hour security because there are a couple of Muslims with Dutch/??? passports who would love to exterminate him, just like Hitler did all those years ago, crazy Holland!

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